(Our round-up of celeb gossip so you can keep up with your girlfriend.)

Jude Law is playing a woman in the movie "Rage." (Derober)

If Eliza Dushku's nude photo spread can't get you to watch Joss Whedon's new show "Dollhouse," then nothing can. NSFW (Defamer)

Johnny Depp and Sean Penn could be starring in the "Three Stooges" movie. (Film Drunk)

Barry Bonds' alleged steroid juicing schedule was revealed in court. (Smoking Gun)

The director of "Casino Royale" is attached to the Green Lantern movie. (Variety)

Get ready for several more Batman films. Wasn't this what led to the Clooney one? (Slash Film)

Ricky Gervais wants Barack Obama to stop Paris Hilton from moving to London. (Popeater)

Fake married couple Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are planning to get fake divorced. (I'm Not Obsessed)

From itty bitty to busty, can you spot the celeb breast enhancement? (Black Voices)

Then & Now -- From Itty Bitty to Busty

    Itty Bitty
    This pop princess has a five-octave range. One thing she hasn't tuned down, though, is her cleavage. It's grown like unemployment lines.

    Ron Galella, WireImage.com

    ...to BUSTY!
    There is no doubt that there was a little silicone party going on in Mariah Carey's shirt sometime between this 1991 photo and the one in 2004. Touch her body? Yes, says the plastic surgeon. Yes!

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    Itty Bitty
    Which model-turned-fashion-mogul loves to keep her upper half as phat as her jewelry collection?

    Ron Galella, WireImage

    ...to BUSTY!
    Baby Phat and KLS honcho Kimora Lee Simmons has had a few touch ups to her body and face since this 2001 shot. Her cleavage in 2007 is two parts fabulosity!

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    Itty Bitty
    This Maxim regular was "discovered" working as a receptionist. Only in California…

    Jean Baptiste Lacroix, WireImage.com

    ...to BUSTY!
    What a difference a year makes! 'The Hills' regular Audrina Patridge filled out a bikini very differently in 2008 than she did in 2007.

    WireImage/ Getty Images

    Itty Bitty
    Which little BK firecracker had a Martha Stewart moment a few years back?

    Ron Galella, WireImage

    ...to BUSTY!
    Rapper Lil' Kim's cleavage has almost grown larger than she has. Her body and face were WAY different at the start of her career.

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    Itty Bitty
    In August of 2008, Forbes magazine rated this actress the highest-paid starlet in Hollywood.

    Steve Granitz, WireImage

    She kept it REAL!
    Cameron Diaz, who apparently can keep her pockets really fat without any surgical chest enhancements, is certainly a woman who marches to her own beat.

    Steve Granitz, WireImage