Ever wake up in the haze of a hangover to discover yourself in a strange house sleeping next to someone you don't know, and then had a sudden feeling of deep remorse and self-loathing (followed by nausea and vomiting)? Sure, we all have! Now imagine how much worse it would be to have a reminder of your shame follow you for the rest of your life -- because the woman you shacked up with carved her name into your body.Wayne Robinson recently told a British court the story of how a woman named Dominique Fisher left him scarred (and we're not talking "emotional scars"). Evidently he met Fisher at a club, then went to her home where they drunkenly had sex. Robinson, who was in a blackout, awoke the next morning covered in blood.
"I can't believe I didn't wake up at the time," said Robinson in court. "But to be honest I couldn't even remember having sex with her. She told me we did it in different positions." Fisher claims he asked her to carve him up, but he says he would never ask for that: "I went to her place for sex, not to be tattooed."
Think that's crazy? Check out our gallery below of the havoc wreaked by more scorned women.
Scorned Women
The old saying is true: it's always the automobiles that suffer the most.
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Just tell your next girlfriend that you parked under a tree where pink flamingos roost.
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Armor All might get that out.
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Oh well, the boat needed a name anyway.
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"Now hold on a damn second," Steven says. "I'm not dirty."
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BMW -- Official Automobile of the Unfaithful.
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If he can afford that car, then he can afford to have it repainted. Then again, if she was worth it, he could always add the word "Yes."
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At this point the "I'm disgusted" part seems a bit redundant, don't you think?
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Ouch.
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And, as a final insult, she clearly picked the worst possible picture of him to use.
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Saturday 07 February
By Mia
Ummmm, Although I don't feel this is funny,but I have to say , The "First Cut is the Deepest" Maybe you should drink at home, Save you the
Wear and Tear, and a lot Cheaper 2
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Saturday 07 February
By jim
Still better than having her for a wife and putting up with her every day and night. Better to see her name in your skin than to see her in person every day....LOL
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Saturday 07 February
By Kat
He'd better check and make sure that's all she gave him. Let's see... he got wasted and went home with a strange woman to have sex with her. It's his own fault. Idiot.
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Monday 09 March
By Matt Delbridge
Kat thinks its his fault because why? If he did that to her would it be her fault Kat? What a sexist bitch. With a couple of exceptions these posts don't portray anything good about the women who wrote them. Hate and bitterness, what a way to live.
Saturday 07 February
By chwhite
Regarding the woman in the aforementioned story and the ones in the photo gallery: could someone please give them a broad sampling of STD's.
It could be fun and would do the world a favor.
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Sunday 08 February
By Augusta
if a man did this to a woman everyone would be saying how sick and twisted he is and he should be thrown in a mental ward. why is nobody saying anything about this chick needing a straightjacket and a padded room?
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Sunday 08 February
By Granny
If he was that drunk, he is not sure what he asked her to do to him. He got off lucky as she could have deballed him.........
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Sunday 08 February
By jen
thats discusting. i get drunk but i dont hurt the person im with. the woman is a nutcase.
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Sunday 08 February
By Del
Love this. What does one expect from a one night stand. A little Nice and Dice. Bet tha tguy remember her name
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Sunday 08 February
By SandlionArrakis
I have to say some of those are really creative. I enjoyed the plane with the message the best! I don't get why men or women's friends think they'll get away with something. It's just stupid.
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Monday 09 February
By Jim
Most of those pictures could be brought up in court with the women paying out some big bucks and even going to jail. Maybe if the wife could be more loving and pleasant in the bedroom men wouldn't be looking elsewhere for it.
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Monday 09 February
By Melissa
Yes some of these pictures could be used against these women and they took that risk when they chose to do these things. Apparently it was worth it to them because their men are assholes like you who don't get that when you are unsatisfied with a relationship or marriage you END IT you dont cheat and then blame your action on the woman. If you aren't man enough to do the right thing and keep it in your pants until you are out of that relationship it is no ones fault but your own. I am not saying women should vandalize any property but if they are married to you they should get as much money out of you as possible for being such a dipshit and you will have given them the grounds they need to get that money by being unfaithful. As for those of us who just date assholes who think like you, most of us figure out ways to write you off for the peice of crap you are without causing property damage that can get us in trouble with the police. So you can take your excuse about the woman not being pleasent enough in the bedroom for you and shove it up your self centered ass.
Sunday 08 February
By Sea Hag
"We all have" my @$$!! I don't personally know anyone who has gone home with a stranger for a one-night-stand, let alone gotten so drunk that they wouldn't remember getting carved up!!
I'm not a prude and I have had many a good time in my day, but this behavior is just stupid!
Got AIDS? -It kills!
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Sunday 08 February
By tslexiegillmore
What's the big deal? considering mans history and the horrors that man has commited against WOMEN anytime a WOMAN gets back at man SHE should be given a MEDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday 08 February
By minidd
great
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Sunday 08 February
By minidd
what is it?
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Monday 23 February
By doug
no one should drink that much.but the sex part was propley fun.women say you should only have one and make men say it.make it law and what ever they have too.get real .those girls should be in jail.4 wifes should be the limit.the more incomes you have in a house the better off everyone is.one is lonely 2fight 3/ 2 agaianst 1.4would be just right.LOL
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