Feb 10th 2009 By Emily McCombs
Video Games Now with More Masturbation
Science was all over this one with the invention of the Joydick, a "wearable haptic device for controlling video gameplay based on real-time male masturbation." Basically, the sexually frustrated gamer can use his penis as a joystick capable of moving characters in cardinal directions or as a fire button, with the addition of a ring that converts hand-strokes into button presses.
Don't get it? Check out the (mostly) SFW video.
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One nice thing about masturbation is that it doesn't need a lot of fancy bells and whistles to make it enjoyable. If there's one thing we've always said about video games, however, it's that they could 




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Tuesday 10 February
By thealienist2
Wow, geeks had a hard enough time propagating. Now, there's even less incentive for the to try.
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