You ever see a laptop that's too tough to bring home to mom? Panasonic's latest entry into the burly deck is just such a machine. So how does Panasonic's Toughbook -- a beautiful piece of outdoor exploring/gaming equipment -- stack up to the beautiful Beticupcake from Fubar? Take a look at the specs below, and let us know in our poll.

Toughbook
Pro: Can handle nine kinds of natural disasters.
Con: Won't be easily destroyed if you throw it out the window when you get a Blue Screen of Death.
Pro: Monitor has optional 13-inch touchscreen with anti-glare action.
Con: At $2,500 it would be cheaper to get a tough briefcase and a tiny little beach tent for sunny days.

Beticupcake
Pro: She likes Betty Page, fetish/alt modeling and cupcakes -- signs of a deep down sweetness.
Con: Has the clean-livin' looks of a young Amy Winehouse.
Pro: Doesn't affect Ms. Winehouse's drug-concealing beehive.
Con: If you show her your Dungeonmaster tattoo, there's a good chance she'll make fun of you.

Get a good look at Beticupcake's amazing tats (no, you didn't misread that) after the jump.