Working with a meat slicer can sometimes be as harrowing as battling Darth Vader. A New Zealand man found this out -- again! -- after nearly amputating his hand, only to have doctors reattach it for a second time.

Bryan Speers, 26, was working on cutting a slab of meat at his job when his left wrist got caught on the band saw's blade, sending blood flying. Doctors say he sliced through bones, tendons and ligaments, and when he got to the hospital, his hand is described as only being "loosely attached." He had previously almost cut off the same arm in a separate incident.

Luckily, doctors were able to reattach the limb with a painstaking 13-hour surgery, installing a metal rod into his wrist and arm to keep the hand steady during surgery (diagram pictured here). Doctors reattached Speers' nerves under a microscope during the procedure, which involved hundreds of stitches.

As previously stated, we couldn't help but see the similarities between Speers' story and that of Luke Skywalker's bionic hand. Because of this, we'd like to caution him about going over to the Dark Side. He may also want to get out of the meat-cutting business.

Losing a hand can be a deadly accident, luckily the man survived. Check out our gallery of some rather unlucky souls who suffered crazy ways to die ...

Crazy Ways To Die (That Would Suck)

    Sure, wrestling might be fake, but you know what isn't? The results of plummeting 70 feet in front of a stadium full of fans. Owen Hart's theatrical trick went awry due to mechanical error in 1999. Sadly, he didn't live long enough to give the maneuver a badass name.

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    We've all had poor service at a bar before, but it's rare that we murder waitstaff we don't agree with. Tough luck for hapless bartender Mummod Foli. He angered a few Ruskie mobsters, who then assassinated him by forcing him to guzzle 27 liters of Coca Cola. Life Tastes Good, indeed.

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    An 1814 mishap in London caused a beer tankard to explode, sending a torrent of ale down city streets and resulting in nine fatalities. Contrary to what your local fraternity brother might tell you, being inundated by booze can result in the sort of hangover you don't wake up from.

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    Monkeys sure are cute, except for the satanic flying variety from Oz or the vicious ones lurking in Greece around the beginning of the 20th century. One of these toothy bastards chomped on Alexander I in 1920. Alex ended up with blood poisoning, proving that even royalty is not safe from an irate primate.

    What is it about religious fundamentalism and autoerotic asphyxiation? Reverend Gary Aldridge (not pictured) is one of several holy men with the odd habit; he accidentally snuffed himself while wearing a full diving suit and "rubberized underwear." Even Michael Hutchence wasn't that creative.

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    The only thing Jack Daniel might have in common with Bob Marley is that their toes did them in. While the reggae pioneer was felled by cancer that started in his piggie, the whiskey king's story is a bit more embarrassing: He succumbed to a blood infection after wounding himself kicking a safe.

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    Thanks to the Internet, even the mentally deranged can find, meet and eat each other. Such was the case for Armin Meiwes, a cannibal who found a willing dish in Bernd-Jurgen Brandes. The two chowed down on the victim's castrated male organ before the victim died, making John Wayne Bobbit look like a total wuss.

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    Despite being a brilliant philosopher, Francis Bacon's final act reeked of idiocy: He froze to death while trying to determine what effects snow might have on keeping chicken fresh. Didn't he know the best way to treat a poultry carcass is to insert a cold can of Coor's Light?

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    We always suspected that aerobic exercise was for suckers. Jim Fixx proved us right in 1984 -- the health nut (and author of "The Complete Book of Running") expired of a massive heart attack during a jog. Thanks for the irony, Mr. Fixx; you'll find us lounging on the couch, where it's safe.

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    Nelson Rockefeller's legacy is a cautionary one: Don't think you can keep up in the bedroom with someone 44 years your junior. While the facts are vague, Rockefeller is thought to have died while "entertaining" 26-year-old Mary Shackleton. Honestly though, who doesn't want to go that way?

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