We know we shouldn't, but we just can't help it. There is a primal, uncontrollable urge that wells up deep inside -- probably in some long-forgotten glance-controlling gland -- that draws the eye to lady parts.Women need to know that we don't do it because we want to. It's like blinking. We do it because our body makes us, and there's only so long you can fight the urge before it makes us do it again.
To illustrate this natural impulse, we've collected images of media-savvy men, who should know how to look suave in front of the camera. Alas, they still can't help but look like gawking fools by letting photogs catch them in the midst of grabbing an eyeful.
Caught in the Headlights
Note to Matthew McConaughey: Never stare at co-star's breasts at film premiere.
Oh Peter O'Toole, you sly 76-year-old Oscar nominated perv. (By the way, the woman is Cate Blanchett)
French actor Gerard Depardieu looks quite happy standing next to Italian screen legend Sofia Loren.
Just because you're married to Kate Winslet doesn't make it okay Sam Mendes.
We're not going to say anything offensive but you can guess what thoughts we wanted to put in Orlando Bloom's mind.
Lucy Liu, meet Zach Helm. Zach Helm, meet Lucy Liu's breasts.
There was one more guy in this photo but we cut him out to make producer Nigel Lythgoe look like a creep. Yes, we're being cruel.
We're not sure why exactly Take That member Mark Owen was looking at Girls Aloud member Sarah Harding.
Ashton Kutcher is young, wife Demi Moore is still hot. It's okay.
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Thursday 19 February
By OhYeahBaby
Hi cenebregu!!! Three snaps UP in a clockwise direction baby!! LOL .............. ............... Oh look Joseph G Mattera either didnt get any last night or for the last 40 years or his mother still breast feeds him and its starting to grate on his midlife crisis aggitation. Joseph stop yelling, you prick.
Monday 16 February
By Dave
Melissa George and Sofia Loren, yes. All the others.....no.
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Monday 16 February
By Sheba
Men are disgusting and they CAN control themselves. My fiancee' has not looked or ogled since we have been together. It is called RESPECT. Some men don't have respect for their wives or girlfriends.
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Monday 16 February
By brad
Sheba, are you sure you aren't calling your pet your fiance? If not, and men are so disgusting, is your HE a SHE? Better find out before you end up thinking women are disgusting too.
Tuesday 17 February
By WINK
SHEBA, I'LL BET YOU STILL BELIEVE IN THE TOOTH FAIRY ALSO. CHECK TO SEE IF YOUR FIANCE HAS A PULSE. IF HE HAS ONE, HE LOOKS. YOU JUST HAVEN'T CAUGHT HIM, YET. IF HE REALLY DOESN'T LOOK, HE IS PROBABLY PLAYING FOR THE OTHER TEAM.
Tuesday 17 February
By thealienist2
Sheba--hate to tell you, but my wife thinks I don't look either. Respect means not ogling like a classless clown, drooling and yelling "look at the rack, nice to meet them, er-you". You can see, appreciate and move on without making a production of it. Doesn't mean that you can't still respect the person--I've certainly heard enough women going on about a guy's butt, legs, abs, strong hands, etc.
Tuesday 17 February
By ull_the_barbarian
Poor Sheba. Poor blind, dumb Sheba. Baby, if your fiance' isn't looking, he's most likely dead. All males look. Period. All females look, they just don't ogle and pant. Overtly. My wife of 24 years knows that when I stop looking, it's time to bury me. Either I've stopped breathing, or I've gone gay. At which point, I'm dead anyway. Get off your high horse my dear Sheba. He's gonna look. sorry.
Tuesday 17 February
By dwadddd
You sound like a real castrating bitch.
Wednesday 18 February
By don`
I wonder if he oogles when you're not with him?
Thursday 19 February
By skavinton
See you when He dumps your ass for a man.
Thursday 19 February
By skavinton
Let's talk when he leaves you for another MAN!
Thursday 19 February
By Lacell88
Trust me! He looks when you aren't around! Or when you don't notice!
Thursday 19 February
By Michael
Dear Sheba:
I totally disagree with your comments. Women need to show respect for themselves and start to walk around properly dressed. Many women, unfortunately dress in a most disgusting way; for what purpose? Do you believe that by revealing more of your body you are showing more self-respect? You want to dress exposing your breasts to your fiance, go ahead, in private. Don't think that all men want to see you with your breasts exposed; we don't!
Monday 23 February
By sophia rose
well sheba how do you know your fiance isnt oogling? are you with him 24/7 all men look, all men fantasize. oh and btw sheba if your fiance in fact stopped looking when you two got together you better keep him in close range its those kind of guys who usually turn into the biggest cheaters out there trust me i know one of the girls at my sons school thinks she is married to mr right she brags about all the things he buys her she has the latest fashion a new car a lovely home and her husband has been seen numerous times picking up a 5$ ho for a quick blow job we are all biding our time waiting for his wife to catch him
Monday 16 February
By sean
ever notice when hot guy walks in the room how all the buttons start opening.
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Tuesday 17 February
By sean
That is, I mean when I walk in a room all the guys buttonflys start opening..because my reputation preceeds me. Slurp oh yea Im so gay and they all want me
Monday 16 February
By sean
Hey sheba I have a bridge to sell you
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Monday 16 February
By DIRT
Sounds like a happy and healthy relationship Sheba!! I'm envious of your of your trained monkey... oops I mean fiance. By the way fiancee is the feminine version of fiance
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Monday 16 February
By John M.
If you notice in Picture#5 Orlando Bloome is trying to figure out where they are it appears to be Flat as a Board.
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Monday 16 February
By Leo Y
Hey, I must admit I stare when ever I see a woman boobs exposed with a little left for the imagination. Some women dress this way to flaunt what they got. How can you miss not staring. Especially when the woman is beautiful looking with a perfect or close to perfect bod.
But I won't stare at all women. Some women shouldn't even wear clothing that exposes nothing. You know what I'm talking about the ones with no or very small boobs. Or women with skinny bods shouldn't wear short dresses or skirts. I will reluctantly stare at women whose boobs are way out of proportion with their bodies. Like 54s with a size 28 waist. Freaky looking that it's comical.
Oh well, what ever makes them happy.
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