We know we shouldn't, but we just can't help it. There is a primal, uncontrollable urge that wells up deep inside -- probably in some long-forgotten glance-controlling gland -- that draws the eye to lady parts.Women need to know that we don't do it because we want to. It's like blinking. We do it because our body makes us, and there's only so long you can fight the urge before it makes us do it again.
To illustrate this natural impulse, we've collected images of media-savvy men, who should know how to look suave in front of the camera. Alas, they still can't help but look like gawking fools by letting photogs catch them in the midst of grabbing an eyeful.
Caught in the Headlights
Note to Matthew McConaughey: Never stare at co-star's breasts at film premiere.
Oh Peter O'Toole, you sly 76-year-old Oscar nominated perv. (By the way, the woman is Cate Blanchett)
French actor Gerard Depardieu looks quite happy standing next to Italian screen legend Sofia Loren.
Just because you're married to Kate Winslet doesn't make it okay Sam Mendes.
We're not going to say anything offensive but you can guess what thoughts we wanted to put in Orlando Bloom's mind.
Lucy Liu, meet Zach Helm. Zach Helm, meet Lucy Liu's breasts.
There was one more guy in this photo but we cut him out to make producer Nigel Lythgoe look like a creep. Yes, we're being cruel.
We're not sure why exactly Take That member Mark Owen was looking at Girls Aloud member Sarah Harding.
Ashton Kutcher is young, wife Demi Moore is still hot. It's okay.
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Tuesday 17 February
By The Genuine Boob Barker, Host of The Price Is Right
I stand by my words like the man cow I am. Here is what I say and say it loudly: In the past four decades we have seen an attempt at a switcheroo on the old double standards.
One standard will do nicely, whores. I like calling women whores, it brings them closer to my level.
"Never argue with an idiot in public because it is futile and, worse, onlookers will not be able to tell the difference." And since you can not tell the difference I stand out as the biggest idiot asshole on the web. Contradicting myself is just a way to show both men (whom I envy for their superior virility than my own) and woman (whom I fear like fear itself)the playing field IS truly equal. Stay tuned to laugh at me and my bumblings for your entertainment.
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Tuesday 17 February
By John
Each and every one of you needs to come to grips with this ugly fact. Heterosexual men WILL check out women. They have ever since the first one crawled out of his cave and checked out the cave women next door. They always have and they always will, and there's NOTHING that the politically correct feminizers can do about it. ANY QUESTIONS?
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Thursday 19 February
By Brett Heffner
Obviously for the sake of this gallery, husbands count as "oglers" of the women in question if so pictured.
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Tuesday 17 February
By Thor
"So much cleavage - so little time." Clint Eastwood
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Wednesday 18 February
By ST8C
Whatever! This entire article is just asinine. It is anything but newsworthy. The author has now made it clear to the entire world, that he/she has no valuable information to share with readers, and the comments that follow, at least as far as I got thru them, are equally rediculous.
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Wednesday 18 February
By ben fekin
big Al sharpton caught ogling Richard Simmons!
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Wednesday 18 February
By dave
I was always told to sit up/stand up and pay attention if someone was going to show you something.
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Wednesday 18 February
By ben
these guys were not caught in the headlights,they were trapped by the headlights.just what do women expect these days,for men to go blind?
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Wednesday 18 February
By Bill
It's really something how a woman can show up in a public place half naked and then have the audacity to ask "What are you looking at?" For a man to hold his glance for what is determined to be an inappropriate amount of time is now sexual harassment and thus a sex crime. Since this is the case, it is about time woman where held accountable for their actions and be charged with indecent exposure and intrapment.
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Wednesday 18 February
By Jennifer
UM Well...if you call those boobs in the first place...I'll give Heidi Clum a thumbs up but, seriously...wheres the boob? There really isn't any. Men make me laugh! Better for me...Ha!
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Wednesday 18 February
By Me
Heh, women look at men, and men look at women, women look at women, men look at men. Humans are humans. I say, who cares?
I mean, I'm a girl, and I do admit that some women who dress in sleezy clothes may be asking for the looks. Of course, I cover up, and even if someone stares openly, yeah, I'll get a little pissed and embarassed, but overall, who careS? Life moves on.
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Wednesday 18 February
By Goyo
I AIN'T GAY AND I AIN'T BLIND SO I WILL LOOK LONG ENOUGH SO AS NOT TO MAKE HER FEEL NERVOUS OR INTIMIDATED.
I APPRECIATE BEAUTY WHERE EVER I SEE IT.
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Tuesday 24 February
By joseph g mattera
women love to show there boobs; for one reason only; for men to oggle; take away their boobs; they got nothing; have we forgotten implants; sheba you are a phony; how do you respect a woman that goes out of her way to expose herself; then complain about it; losers all!!!!!!
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Wednesday 18 February
By Lady Di
Hey, Sheba, do not heard this bunch of machos, they can not resist us and they are hypocrites, the women are better make them think we are blind and dumb but we see carefully his friends. Guys like machos are not real men. Just idiots.
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Wednesday 18 February
By al schroeder
The topic is ridiculous. Style dictates that all women with cleavage may show it. Men should be EXPECTED to look, and even a comment -(as long as complimentary)- is in order. Why not? The fashion industry forces men to wear baggy jeans, knee-length "shorts" and bathing suits, and black suits with neckties to work. As long as we can't get tanned thighs you're damned right I'll stare at madames' exposed boobs -and watch for slippage as well! Whether 12 or 70, if society allows you to wear that, show them proudly!
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Wednesday 18 February
By Gail
First off,let me say men are supposed to look. I would worry if my husband did not. He does not embarrass me by learing & drooling.He has more class than that!But he is not blind!This has never been threatening to me but part of what makes him a man!! I will even go so far as to point out a nice rack to him should he not notice. The important part is that he still appreciates my rack as well. What is important is not where he gets his appetite but where he takes his meals!!
I sent him to a strip club for his birthday one year! Go ahead honey,look all you want ..I'll be waiting to reap the rewards when you get home!!!
If you really find it that offensive,I can only say it is a shame you are not enjoying your man for who he is
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Wednesday 18 February
By Andreaaaaaaaaa
OKay, are people seriously fighting here? Okay.... well let me just say that whoever wrote this article forgot David Duchovny ogling Gillian Anderson at the XF: IWTB LA premiere. I guess it's because they're so lawyered up.... but nonetheless, I was disapointed to not see them there in the pictures. Tsk, tsk.
gillovny! woo!
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Wednesday 18 February
By michelle
If it bothers you that bad, cover them with a thick sweater. i love showing my real ones off any chance i get. i have never gotten a dirty look except from girls with fake ones.
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Wednesday 18 February
By Kris
I don't know if he was "caught" because he was blatenly saying what was on his mind, but I met Malcolm McDowell in October last year and he had a few words to say about my chest
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Thursday 19 February
By Kimberly
If I dress in a way that flaunts my chest, it's because I like it. I don't care if men look. If that bothered me I would've put on a t-shirt! Women who lie about this are flat out stupid in my opinion.
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