We know we shouldn't, but we just can't help it. There is a primal, uncontrollable urge that wells up deep inside -- probably in some long-forgotten glance-controlling gland -- that draws the eye to lady parts.Women need to know that we don't do it because we want to. It's like blinking. We do it because our body makes us, and there's only so long you can fight the urge before it makes us do it again.
To illustrate this natural impulse, we've collected images of media-savvy men, who should know how to look suave in front of the camera. Alas, they still can't help but look like gawking fools by letting photogs catch them in the midst of grabbing an eyeful.
Caught in the Headlights
Note to Matthew McConaughey: Never stare at co-star's breasts at film premiere.
Oh Peter O'Toole, you sly 76-year-old Oscar nominated perv. (By the way, the woman is Cate Blanchett)
French actor Gerard Depardieu looks quite happy standing next to Italian screen legend Sofia Loren.
Just because you're married to Kate Winslet doesn't make it okay Sam Mendes.
We're not going to say anything offensive but you can guess what thoughts we wanted to put in Orlando Bloom's mind.
Lucy Liu, meet Zach Helm. Zach Helm, meet Lucy Liu's breasts.
There was one more guy in this photo but we cut him out to make producer Nigel Lythgoe look like a creep. Yes, we're being cruel.
We're not sure why exactly Take That member Mark Owen was looking at Girls Aloud member Sarah Harding.
Ashton Kutcher is young, wife Demi Moore is still hot. It's okay.
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Sunday 15 February
By Suzanna
10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years…
http://www.buzzfeed.com/dehut/10-minutes-of-staring-at-boobs-daily-prolongs-man-6ob
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Tuesday 17 February
By Hugh Jassol
When we man stop looking, you girls had better start worrying! Funny thing is, half of the women in those pics have nothing to look at! For those who admire a great rack, check out Diona Baird. "They are real, and they are spectacular!" You're welcome.
Tuesday 17 February
By Hugh Jassol
Ahem. That would be "men" and her name is Diora Baird. Sorry.
Monday 16 February
By Jasper von HATrack
The pix ain't funny, and boobs are the least interesting body part in the universe.
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Tuesday 17 February
By Jay Elias
Jasper von Hatrack or whatever your name REALLY is you must be a total flaming faggot.
Tuesday 17 February
By lil tomboi
R U kidding, boobs r the "best" part! lol
Wednesday 18 February
By A B Yosarium III
What planet are you from?
Wednesday 18 February
By Jeff
No way you are a dude. U are prob a chick with a small rack.
Monday 23 February
By miguel
That one of the most ridiculous comment I've read on this site in a long time!
Either you are a women or gay (no offense) but for straight men, breast are always amazing no matter the size.
Wednesday 18 February
By teltech54
It would be very hard not to want to look at any of them.
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Monday 16 February
By dwadddd
Don't want us to look, don't show 'em off. Coy is out in this century--we know what you're up to.
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Monday 16 February
By Boob Barker
Truer words never posted, D.
It is galling when women dress like trashy street meat then try to claim the moral high ground.
In the past four decades we have seen an attempt at a switcheroo on the old double standards.
One standard will do nicely, whores.
Tuesday 17 February
By Boob Barker
Im sorry..... how damn rude of me. If my wife or mother heard me say that they would disown me. I am such a pig. Ladies forgive me. When I call you all whores its because I am so inexperienced with women and also I am scared to death of you. I cant understand my own feelings much less that of yours. So forgive me while I go eat worms.
Tuesday 17 February
By The REAL Boob Barker
Firstly, the comment posted after my initial response to dwadddd's pearl of a verity was not mine.
I do not disavow my comment, I stand by it with pride and resolve.
And have you noticed that any comments that are made about women that they disagree with are automatically labeled 'misogynist' and speciously supported with psychobabble claptrap? (See the analogous shibboleths of 'homophobia' and 'reverse racism', et al.)
Have you also noticed how male-bashing has become de rigeur in media? There is a term for that: misandry.
It is believed that, during gestation, all zygotes begin as females. At some point towards the third trimester the sex of the fetus can change to male.
This can be interpreted as an evolutionary step, thus refuting women's claim that they are superior.
In other words, suck on that, whore.
Again, one standard for all is not only nice but just.
Tuesday 17 February
By The REAL Boob Barker
I suffer greatly from things like touret and my anger is rampant. Again I am sorry. Oh kick me hard and call me a BOOB cause I AM the real BOOB here. I know women dont have to claim superiority the way we men do. It hurts but they calmly KNOW they are superiour. Once again my fear and anger about you women superceeds my failing intellect. Bon Bon time!!! excuse me
Tuesday 17 February
By The Genuine Boob Barker, Host of The Price Is Right
Yes, it is the real me, posting with a modified nom de plume.
Notice that the impostor relies on non-funny slurs and at no time addresses the impeccable logic of my posts?
Notice also how women and their fellow-travelers are the ones that simply cannot take a joke?
It also is apparent that the impostor poster suffers from a severe form of PMS a/k/a 'permanent menstrual syndrome'.
And why do they call it PMS? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was taken.
That posting poseur reminds me of the truism:
"Never argue with an idiot in public because it is futile and, worse, onlookers will not be able to tell the difference."
Now go help Nadya Suleman nurse her larvae.
Tuesday 17 February
By The Genuine Boob Barker, Host of The Price Is Right
I stand by my words like the man cow I am. Here is what I say and say it loudly: In the past four decades we have seen an attempt at a switcheroo on the old double standards.
One standard will do nicely, whores. I like calling women whores, it brings them closer to my level.
"Never argue with an idiot in public because it is futile and, worse, onlookers will not be able to tell the difference." And since you can not tell the difference I stand out as the biggest idiot asshole on the web. Contradicting myself is just a way to show both men (whom I envy for their superior virility than my own) and woman (whom I fear like fear itself)the playing field IS truly equal. Stay tuned to laugh at me and my bumblings for your entertainment.
Monday 16 February
By OhYeahBaby
Im a 38DD and even the gay guys oogle. Nothing wrong with that. When they stop looking THATs when you worry. LOL I am SO not offended by this behaviour.
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Wednesday 18 February
By cenebregu
LOL. So true! I'm a gay male, and have absolutely no sexual attraction towards women or their breasts, yet if I was minding my own business, and all of a sudden there were a pair of 38DD's in front of me, you better believe that it would take me a couple distracted moments before I noticed the attached personality! Which is so funny, because there's no sexual feelings involved at all. The only explanation I can think of is that it must have something to do with breast feeding.
Thursday 19 February
By JOSEPH G MATTERA
YOU ARE EXACTELY WHAT THOSE PHONIES ARE TALKING ABOUT; YOU ARE AN EXHIBITIONIST; CONCIETED; EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE PERSON WHO OBVIOUSLY WITHOUT YOUR 38DD'S HAS NOTHING; WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU AND THAT WHACO SHEBA IN A CAT FIGHT; BEST FOR SOCIETY IF YOU BOTH KILL EACH OTHER!!!!