The vagaries of the drive-through speaker has always been a fertile source of material for comedy sketches and movie gags. Recently, a couple of so-far unidentified pranksters took the hilarity live when they hacked the speaker at a Sedalia, Missouri Taco Bell, and, for a few minutes, assaulted hungry motorists with vulgarities.
This isn't the first time rogue forces have mucked up the sacred exchange between Taco Bell and a Gordita-craving public. There are how-to hijack drive-thru guides available on the Internet, and a Taco Bell spokesman reports that before their franchises switched to harder-to-infiltrate digital headsets, this type of incident was even more commonplace.
Deadliest Dishes
Deep Fried Coke:The better to wash down your deep-fried cheeseburger. This confection is made from Coke syrup combined with funnel cake batter which is then deep-fried. Add more syrup, plus whipped cream and a cherry. This won a state fair prize in Texas.
Cambelina, Flickr
Chicken-Fried Bacon: A smaller, crunchier, more compact way to a bigger heart attack, from that foreign country-within-a-country: Texas. Don't forget the cream gravy.
Yi, Flickr
Hot Beef Sundae: Nothing like a nice refreshing bowl of mashed potatoes topped with gravy "chocolate sauce" topped with beef, a cherry tomato and cheese "sprinkles." I don't know that this state-fair combo is deadly, per se, but it seems like the opposite of what you need on a hot day in the sun.
muffinresearch, Flickr
Turducken: Before it enters this jumble state, a turducken is a series of meats stuffed inside each other: stuffing/dressing, duck, chicken and turkey. Why so much restraint? We'd jam the rest of Thanksgiving in there: cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, candied yams, pumpkin pie.
mr t in dc, Flickr
Southern Smothered Hash Browns Fully Loaded: This breakfast-franchise version of a hearty classic includes, underneath a heavy blanket of white gravy: four biscuit halves, hash browns, red peppers, onions, jalapenos and three sausage patties all topped with cheddar cheese. Breakfast of sluggards.
Grande, Flickr
Deep Fried Cheeseburger: I don't know where you might find this curious item, other than in the bellies of fearless carnivores. This is an entire cheeseburger battered and fried, not merely the patties. Might as well go all the way to the grave!
chotda, Flickr
Fried Cookie Dough: Since the name of the game on this list seems to be upping the unhealthiness ante via the addition of other junk foods, why not just pair this one with ice cream? Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, of course. Don't forget to throw on some chocolate syrup and whipped cream.
Hyperbolation, Flickr
The Hamdog: What we have here is a hot dog wrapped in a beef patty and deep-fried, and it can be topped with chili, grilled onions and a fried egg. It can also involve bacon, as all insane meals seem to do.
Tanya Hyde, Flickr
This Monstrosity: Good God. Looking at this one, can there possibly be a god? Find out when you eat this stack of artery-clog.
Alexik, Flickr
Any Sandwich from Rutgers University's Grease Trucks: A post-party destination specializing in sandwiches so greasy and over-the-top that only those with the strongest hearts will survive. Have a Fat Cat, Fat Bitch or a Fat Fella, which sports cheese steak, chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, bacon, french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo and ketchup.
Uichan, Flickr
If they can identify the tech-savvy jokers, local authorities will likely pursue charges, citing a city ordinance that prohibits creating interference with radio reception. No word on which obscenities were uttered during the crime, or if they were more or less vulgar than dipping cinnamon twists in warm nacho sauce.
Photos of the Week: January 26 - 30
Eliza Dushku, our Today's Crush from this week, during the CNN Heroes held at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California.
John Shearer, WireImage
This Wednesday, Jan. 21, 2009 photograph provided by the Colorado National Monument shows a 1987 Dodge van that got stuck on a rock overhang , near Grand Junction, Colo., after the driver sent the vehicle off a cliff in an apparent suicide attempt. The 34-year-old male driver survived the incident. But park officials said that 27 people attempted suicide at the national monument last year, which has prompted administrators to train staff at entrances and visitor centers in suicide prevention.
Colorado National Monument / AP
Ekaterina Rubleva of Russia loses her top as she performs with Ivan Shefer during the Ice Dancing Compulsory Dance at the European Figure Skating Championships in Helsinki January 20, 2009.
Johannes Eisele, Reuters
Mall Cop Actor Kevin James crosses the start/finish line of the race track on a Segway ahead of the field during a warm up lap before the start of the NASCAR Camping World Series race during the NASCAR Toyota All-Star Showdown at the Toyota Speedway at Irwindale on January 24, 2009 in Irwindale, California.)
Robert Laberge, NASCAR / Getty Images
Emergency services had to rescue a man from his car after he managed to crash it into a church roof in Limbach-Oberfrohna, Germany. The 23 year-old from Chemnitz was severely injured in the accident. According to the police the driver missed a turn, ploughed on up a sloping field and then finally 'took off' to land in the church roof.
metro.co.uk
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Monday 16 February
By Dudley Haas (Wacko, Taxes)
I've noticed the meat in my taco tastes a little different these last few times and then discovered that the dozen or so stray dogs hanging around our Taco Bell have been missing... I just hope I don't come down with toe-main poisonin, saw vanilla or E-collie.
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Monday 16 February
By CHABSENTIA
Dudley. Since you obviuosly work at Taco Bell or some other fast food place then you have to know the ropes.Complain to your manager
Monday 16 February
By urmom
you mean E. coli
(Escherichia coli) your ignorance amazes me.
Monday 16 February
By OloEopia
You mean E. coli (Escherichia coli)
Your ignorance amazes me.
Monday 16 February
By Marissa
Geeze guys. It was a joke. Did you read the part where he mentioned stray dogs? He was implying that they were using the dogs in the tacos. The Collie is a breed of dog. Its a joke. E. Collie. Get over yourself. YOUR ignorance amazes me.
Tuesday 17 February
By Matt
E-collie was a joke. Get a sense of humor.
Monday 16 February
By Me
ALL of their ignorance amazes me! First, Duley for taking the time to write that and think it was funny, the other guy who managed somehow to ONLY read one word out of the post and get offended by it, and at my own for even giving a damn!
Monday 16 February
By angelo
thats what you get when you eat that mexican crap , these fast foods will kill you eventually , they look so appetizing when u see them on billboards , but when u taste them they suck
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Monday 16 February
By Jim
How would anyone know the difference? I stopped going there because I never understood the Taco Bell illegal alien dialect.
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Monday 16 February
By tad
that first burger looks like cuicide
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Monday 16 February
By staynhomedad
i found a big toe in my burrito. i called 3 different toe trucks and no one ever showed up. its so hard to get good service nowdays!
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Monday 16 February
By Rob
Taco Bell is NOT mexican food, hell Mexicans wouldnt even know what Taco Bell was down south lol
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Monday 16 February
By oprah
when tina fey and me get done campaigning for O...we always stops at taco bell....damn that horse face bitch like them tacos....
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Monday 16 February
By Don
Dudley,That was good(NOT a DUD)
Don
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Monday 16 February
By robert
I stopped going to taco bell. The last time I wentthey served no nothing on the tacos. Just an empty shell. and gave out napkins from the bathroom for napkins. I called taco bell and they were suppose to send me free coupons but never did. the taco bell I went to in East Northport NY closed it doors the day after I had this problem
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Monday 16 February
By watdafuk
They customers knew something was wrong when the people on the other end were speaking english.
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Monday 16 February
By Richard
Taco Bell, Mexican food? not in this life time, hell Tex-Mex or Southwest Mexican isn't even Mexican food. And Taco Bell doesn't even come close to the American version of Mexican food. Taco Bell=Crap
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Monday 16 February
By mark
A&W used to have the grandpa-pa burger. 4 meat patties with cheese on top of each. heavily salted, it was really the best burger ever made it was good. I had one or two in my whole life because it was an on the road thing when going through through ohi? ca. (near sesipie creek) I moved from southern calif years ago and miss in and out, and tommy burger, but the A&W grandpa-pa burger was the best ever.
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Monday 16 February
By John
Some of those order takers are so young and cute at Taco Bell I won't mind dipping in their warm nacho sauce. OH BABY
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