The design group Urban Trend is at it again, solving problems we didn't know we had. This time it's with the Alcohol Shot Gun. A weapon of mass drunkenness, the ASG works exactly as you might expect: You pour a shot in, pump it up and fire it down your throat.

You can only imagine how hostility increases as the night goes on, people's aim deteriorates and you take a blast of Jager in the eye. Maybe that's why the dude on the right in the photo is so pissed. Or perhaps he had to waste some top-shelf booze on a scumbag like you. Then again, he may simply be displaying the look your liver makes when forced to handle a night of partying with one of these contraptions.

The ASG is not yet available for consumers and the price is TBD. This will hopefully give teetotalers enough time to develop mouth Kevlar.