500 Pics of Daytona Spring Break Party Girls
Don't say we never gave you anything. (CO-ED)
Misspelled Tattoos
Your mom was right, you will regret this tattoo for the rest of your life. (Afrojacks)
Weirdest Mario Tribute Videos
Lot of awkward people out there played Mario. These people then went to make a tribute video. (Cracked)
The Secrets Behind Your Favorite Toys
Did you know the Slinky was invented by Nazis? OK, that's not actually true. (Mental Floss)
Awesome New Beer Glass (Tasty Booze)

"The Venture Bros." Creators Open Up to Questions at Comic Con (Adult Swim)

One-in-a-Million Basketball Shot (Double Viking)

Michael Cera As Scott Pilgrim (Bam! Kapow!)

Inner Monologue of a Married Guy During Sex (Holy Taco, submitted by bckids12082)*

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