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A geography professor at UCLA has (maybe) accomplished what the U.S. Military could not -- finding Osama bin Laden. Using mathematical models developed to track down endangered species and factoring in Osama's need for security, high ceilings and dialysis (Seriously, dude's kidneys don't work and we can't find him?), Thomas Gillespie has narrowed down the location of public enemy number one to three compounds in northwest Pakistan. The next step? Proving algebra is useful by catching Osama using the quadratic formula.Feb 18th 2009 By Adam K. Raymond
UCLA Prof Locates Bin Laden
A geography professor at UCLA has (maybe) accomplished what the U.S. Military could not -- finding Osama bin Laden. Using mathematical models developed to track down endangered species and factoring in Osama's need for security, high ceilings and dialysis (Seriously, dude's kidneys don't work and we can't find him?), Thomas Gillespie has narrowed down the location of public enemy number one to three compounds in northwest Pakistan. The next step? Proving algebra is useful by catching Osama using the quadratic formula.MORE FROM OUR PARTNERS
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Thursday 19 February
By Burnsy
Gillespie knew he was close when one of Bin Laden's henchmen scurried in front of him at the marketplace.
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