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Occasionally, we should all stop and reassess our views on serious topics -- you know, things like going out, getting drunk and other issues of great sociological importance. Asylum is nothing without our readers, so we turn to you to help us research the world of partying.

Has the recent economic turmoil affected your social life? What's the greatest party foul one could ever commit? Where in the whole wide world would you most like to have a celebration? Check out Asylum's first official party poll, answer these and a dozen other questions, and show us how you party.

Award Poll

What female celebrity would you most like to party with?

  • Lindsay Lohan
  • Megan Fox
  • Paris Hilton
  • Kim Kardashian
  • Tina Fey
  • Penelope Cruz

What male celebrity would you most like to party with?

  • George Clooney
  • Owen Wilson
  • Michael Phelps
  • Jeremy Piven
  • Jay-Z
  • Joaquin Phoenix

What celebrity would be the biggest downer at a party?

  • Jeff Goldblum
  • Corey Feldman
  • Danny Bonaduce
  • Steven Adler
  • Paris Hilton
  • Moby

What is the best city in the U.S. for a bachelor party?

  • Las Vegas
  • New York
  • New Orleans
  • Los Angeles
  • Miami
  • Chicago

What is the best city/town for Spring Break?

  • Miami, FL
  • Ft. Lauderdale, FL
  • Lake Havasu, AZ
  • Cancun, Mexico
  • Palm Springs, CA
  • Nassau, Bahamas

What is the ultimate party foul?

  • Hitting on someone's girlfriend
  • Vomiting ...
  • Peeing ...
  • Over-pumping the keg
  • Poking holes in free condoms

What is the worst thing about getting too drunk at a party?

  • Waking up ...
  • Losing control ...
  • Brawling ...
  • Telling people ...
  • Getting shamed

What is your favorite drinking game?

  • Beer Pong
  • Quarters
  • I Never
  • Flip-Cup
  • Edward 40-Hands
  • A**hole

What would be the ultimate venue for a party?

  • Playboy Mansion
  • Private island
  • Versailles
  • ESPN Zone
  • Ibiza
  • Bunny Ranch

How many nights a week do you go to the bar?

  • Never
  • One
  • Two
  • Too many
  • As much as ...
  • Every night

How has the economy impacted your social life?

  • Can't afford ...
  • More drinking ...
  • Less dating
  • More Blockbuster nights
  • More drinking ...
  • Thinking about ...

Have you ever had sex at a party?

  • Define sex
  • Oh, yes
  • Flying solo count?
  • Never

What is the best venue to pick up women?

  • Bar
  • Library
  • Work
  • Strip club
  • Planned Parenthood
  • AA meetings

What is the best party song of all time?

  • Mony, Mony
  • Bohemian Rhapsody
  • Fight for Your Right
  • Livin' on a Prayer
  • You Shook Me
  • Anything from

If you found drugs at a party, what would you do?

  • Take them
  • Sell them
  • Give them away
  • Throw them away
  • Call the police
  • Call Michael Phelps