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Photos of the Week
A competitor runs through fire during the Tough Guy Challenge 2009 at South Perton Farm in Wolverhampton, England. The biannual event to raise cash for charity challenges thousands of international competitors to run through a gruelling set of 21 obstacles including water, fire and tunnels after a lengthy run at the start.
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An Indian grocer, Radhakant Baijpai, has the world's longest ear hair, measuring 10 inches (25cm) long.
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Latasha Marzolla fights professionally in K1 kickboxing under the name "Venus." She has also appeared in Playboy several times. I wonder which of those you'll Google first. Key boxing stats: 6 wins, 3 losses. Key life stats: 36DD-25-34
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David Beckham caught checkin' out the goods...
Daily Mail
Tito Harris uses "The Force Trainer" a new toy made by Uncle Milton Industries, which uses brainwaves to allow players to manipulate a sphere within a clear 10-inch-tall training tower, analogous to Yoda and Luke Skywalker's abilities in the Star Wars films.
Bonnie Biess, Asylum
A man reads a copy of the Sun newspaper in London, on February 13, 2009. A baby-faced 13-year-old British schoolboy has fathered a child with his 15-year-old girlfriend, making him one of the youngest parents ever in Britain. Alfie Patten, whose voice has not yet broken, admitted he had not thought about how he and girlfriend Chantelle Steadman would support baby daughter Maisie Roxanne, as "I don't really get pocket money."
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