Forget expensive surgery, apparently it's possible for a woman to increase her bust size just by listening to a 30-second ringtone 20 times a day for 10 days. Hideto Tomabechi -- scientist; brainwashing and deprogramming expert; and according to the video, "part-time rock musician," claims that his "Rockmelon" ringtone is based on the subliminal sound of a crying baby and can make a lady's rack grow up to 3 cm.

And yes, we know this video has been around for awhile, but would you deny us the chance to help even one woman realize her full potential?