Like that weird, slightly perverted uncle who lets you take sips of his beer and hold the steering wheel of his van, our friends at Urlesque always have the best stories. Like the one they just told us about Biketoberfest, a Daytona Beach, Fla., event in which chicks wrestle in freakin' coleslaw.

Local bar The Cabbage Patch hosts the event, in which topless or scantily clad women roll around in vats of oily coleslaw for the enjoyment of onlookers. Yes, this actually happens. And to prove it, The Cabbage Patch has hundreds of photos of the event (and others, including the "T-Back Beer Pull") dating back to 2003.

Since looking through these photos, it's possible that we may never be able to achieve arousal again without the smell of mayonnaise and a woman in a Budweiser bathing suit.

Coleslaw Wrestling

    Women wrestle in coleslaw at Biketoberfest

    Cabbage Patch Bar

    Women wrestle in coleslaw at Biketoberfest

    Cabbage Patch Bar

    Women wrestle in coleslaw at Biketoberfest

    Cabbage Patch Bar

    Women wrestle in coleslaw at Biketoberfest

    Cabbage Patch Bar

    Women wrestle in coleslaw at Biketoberfest

    Cabbage Patch Bar

    Women wrestle in coleslaw at Biketoberfest

    Cabbage Patch Bar

    Women wrestle in coleslaw at Biketoberfest

    Cabbage Patch Bar

    Women wrestle in coleslaw at Biketoberfest

    Cabbage Patch Bar

    Women wrestle in coleslaw at Biketoberfest

    Cabbage Patch Bar

    Women wrestle in coleslaw at Biketoberfest

    Cabbage Patch Bar