"Resident Evil" Kids Activity Book
The coloring book of the damned. (The MinusWorld)

Science vs. Magic -- Get In on the Argument. (Adult Swim)

Drunk or Not, Lobbestael Is an Idiot. (Tasty Booze)

Using an Invisible Gun on the Streets of Japan. (Double Viking)

The Dumbest Show in the World. (Holy Taco)
The Biggest Things Ever Stolen
Stolen items so large it doesn't seem possible. (Cracked)
Losing Face: Five People Who Got New Ones
Ever wanted to look different? (Mental_Floss)
Sweetest Van Mural Ever
"The Neverending Story." (Uncoached)
Healthy Diet and Eating Guide for Athletes. (433ZoneDiet, submitted by eathealthyfood)*

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