Autistic Erotica
The most offensive love poem ever? (Holy Taco)

"That's What She Said" iPhone App. (Tasty Booze)

Ever See a Guy Who Wears Only Corsets? (Afrojacks)

Really Strange Museums to Potentially Visit. (Uncoached)


Inside the Inboxes of Supervillains
What up, Cobra Commander? (Cracked)
Dear Olivia Munn, Please Show Us Your Boobs

Sincerely,

Everyone (CO-ED)
The Greatest Hank and Dean Venture Moments
We need more "Venture Brothers." (Adult Swim)

6 Top-Secret Aircraft Mistaken for UFOs. (Popular Mechanics)*

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