Just when you think society has advanced to the point where every imaginable sexual aid has been invented, someone comes up with one more brilliant innovation. As fried macaroni and cheese is to the world of traditional appetizers, so is The Blowguard to sex toys. This "patent pending adult novelty toy" is a pliable silicone tooth cover with a mini vibrator that is made to fit over the lower teeth for improved oral sex. Despite the fact that all the testimonials on the Web site sound like Penthouse letters (Oh, SURE, "Steven G.," the girl on the elevator just couldn't WAIT to use her Blowguard), this product was developed by a dentist, so it must be legit, right?
Either way, we're nominating the Blowguard slogan, "It takes the 'job' out of blowjob," for an Asylum excellence in advertising award. By the way, that demonstration video on the company's Web site? Not even slightly safe for work.
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Thursday 26 February
By Carlo
lame
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Monday 02 March
By kmar20009
Silly ... but at least they show that it works for men as well as women. Personally, I prefer to make the sensation with the tip of my tongue.
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Wednesday 04 March
By Mike442
Buyer beware!!! Shipping is $11.00 for this little product that probably doesn't weigh 6oz. And you don't have anyway to cancel order.
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Sunday 08 March
By Jaqq
Slow day in the news room?
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Friday 13 March
By koonoe
Whoa! They were not kidding about the demonstration ad! ;) NSFW unless you work at a porn studio!
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Monday 16 March
By Zion
This thing is such a joke!!!! I mean, come on, are you kidding me???? $28??????????? Talk about a Total Rip Off! You could just buy a $3 mouth guard at a sporting goods store, heat it in boiling water like you are supposed to, and then attach a mini vibrator (shouldn't cost too much) to the part that would normally attach the mouth guard to the face mask of the football helmet, and just cut off the excess --- Presto, save $20+! All it takes is just a little bit of thought and ingenuity to figure this out. If this sells well, then I am going to "invent" a spoon that once you bring it up parallel to your mouth, you can then just press a little button on the end to make the scoop part of the spoon turn directly towards your mouth and then tilt downward to drop the food in your mouth. America! What a country!!!! Where else can you buy any useless, needless, pointless, worthless piece of crap for $28 friggin dollars????! Maybe our educational system is such a big, fat steaming turd for a reason -- like, to keep people stupid enough to keep buying, buying, buying, buying ANYTHING in order to keep the flow and growth of business alive. Talk about a bunch of SUCKERS. They should invent something to protect the American people from getting j*@z on their faces while they suck the proverbial c@*k of corporate America. Why don't we all just save ourselves some time and just have a fat portion -- of what little is left -- of our paychecks directly deposited into a group account that is divvied up amongst all the fat cats of corporate america! That way we won't have to find the space to put all of the crap we buy.
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Wednesday 18 March
By Dusty
You're a little late with your spoon invention. They've had something like that at Spencer Gifts for years.
Tuesday 24 March
By ken allard
Has Pam Anderson and her PETA gang of ignorant bitches endorsed this???
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