Our roundup of celeb gossip so you can keep up with your girlfriend.

Samuel L. Jackson has officially signed on to play Nick Fury in "Iron Man 2," "The Avengers," "Thor," "S.H.I.E.L.D," probably "Darkhawk," and pretty much every Marvel movie until the end of time. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Vivid Entertainment offered "OctoMom" Nadya Suleman $1 million to star in a porno. We're not sure what category of porn that would fall into. "OctoMILF Hunters?" (TMZ)

Barack Obama punches out Osama Bin Laden on the cover of the new Savage Dragon comic. Just give him his own series already. (AV Club)

Warner Bros. will produce a "Suicide Squad" film. It's a comic about villains, not the Suicide Girls. Sorry, nerds. (Variety)

Rumor has it Rihanna might be pregnant with Chris Brown's baby. (Anything Hollywood)

"Total Recall" is also getting the remake treatment. (The Hollywood Reporter)

Gore Verbinski ("Pirates of the Caribbean") is directing a remake of "Clue." Gore: Please travel back in time and get Colleen Camp circa 1985 to reprise her role as the maid. (FilmDrunk)

10 passed-over pop songs. (PopEater)

The strangest hip-hop beef of all time. (BoomBox)

Here's how you cast a remake of "Red Dawn": Use G.I. Joe figures. (Holy Taco)