Life is full of tough choices. For instance, we decided to hypothetically offer up this odd Pool-Cue Bench from Dvice, or the beautiful Steffy. The pool-cue bench costs as much as a used car. Steffy is priceless. On the other hand, love is fickle, and billiards is forever. Choose wisely, my son.
Pool-Cue Bench
Pro: If your home gets foreclosed, you can keep all your belongings in the bench. And sleep there.
Con: At almost $4K, you'll be obligated to buy a nice pool table.
Pro: The beautiful and smart design stores all your pool gear when you're out fox hunting or whatever wacky rich people do.
Con: The "bench" appears to have seating for only one player.
Steffy
Pro: Loves going to hockey games. Who doesn't love a hockey-loving lady?
Con: She has a son, so there's that.
Pro: Little kids are like dogs that can talk -- so much fun! (Also, that means Steffy is a MILF.)
Con: Is a fan of the Yankees, which shouldn't be a problem unless you're a fan of baseball and integrity.
What's it gonna be? Would you rather decorate your arm, or decorate your game room?
You can learn more about Steffy at fubar and get a better look at Steffy's grill after the jump.
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Thursday 26 February
By Rod
I like the chick..I hate pool
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Friday 27 February
By jo
hm i love her...=] Hahaha steff that so silly. love you!
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Friday 27 February
By the gza
It failed to mention a con that Steffy is a real bish too, personally i would rather have a hot chic who isn't so stuck on herself, but hey, what do i know, maybe someone could put up with it...
?!?!?!?
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Saturday 28 February
By missy
I agree with the bish part too. And we arn't the only ones look at the poll mot would rather have the pool bench! ROFLMAO that what happens when you're stuck on yourself!
Wednesday 04 March
By Surf Borden
Well to each their own with that sour puss up there!! lol
Steffs been Fu-family to me for many many months. And shes a helluva sweet girl. Besides the fact that she's an MILF, and a wonderful mom...she also loves Jack Daniels, and Hockey...Seriously.. who could want anything more!!
Much luv Steffz
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Friday 27 February
By xjrchx
Shes an amazing woman and absolutely breath-taking beautiful.
But to keep it simple..the d!ck up-top is probably hating cuz she probably ignored his a$$ in a message he probably sent her.
Shes hot , sexy and im one lucky fawker who had a piece of that a$$
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Friday 06 March
By Biff Loman
Yankee fans are intolerable. Even the hot ones. I'll take the bench.
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Saturday 07 March
By kristen
Steffy is a doll and one sweetest fun girls i know on fu i wish she was closer :) for her haters i guess ur judging her cause thats not how she is at all
muahs steff
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Saturday 14 March
By no name wannabe playa
I'd take the bench and sell it, then ask out a hotter girl.
steffy ain't the only hot girl in the world.
or i could keep hot girl + bench, much better off.
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Sunday 15 March
By Walt
hmm well i'd probably go for the girl. then get rid of the kid lol. I like pool, not quite that much
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Sunday 29 March
By Hard 2 Handle
This woman is just amazing. Even more beautiful on the inside than she is on the outside - hard to believe but true.
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Wednesday 01 April
By Justagirl
shes a dog
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