Slim pickins from the week in cinema ...

Finally, panty-flashing, stereo-bunned Chun Li gets the extended backstory she deserves. "Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li" stars "Smallville"'s totally hot, sorta Asian Kristen Kreuk in the titular (heh) role.
We continue to question the judgment of Harrison Ford and Ray Liotta's agents with the release of "Crossing Over," another one of those intersecting-lives-of-people-from-different-cultures-in-L.A. movies. Take heart! No matter how horrible it sounds, it can't be as extravagantly dim-witted as "Crash."
"Echelon Conspiracy" is about a guy who receives a "state-of-the-art phone" which ensnares him in international-mail-fraud intrigue or something. It stars Shane West and some people. We don't know! IMDB that @#$% if you're so interested.

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The documentary "Examined Life" asks some renowned modern thinkers and philosophers "the big questions." We assume this means stuff like Kirk, Picard and Sisko: Do, dump or marry?

We apologize in advance for mentioning "Madea Goes to Jail." If being unfunnier than juvenile diabetes is a crime, then somebody better tell the writing staff of "Two and a Half Men" to start researching countries without extradition.