If there's one thing we can't resist at Asylum, it's a good stripping-related lawsuit. Usually they involve some poor guy getting smacked by a flying 5-inch heel, but the tables have turned on New Zealand's Lisa Lewis, who is suing organizers of the Brisbane Sexpo after she slipped and broke her nose during a pole routine.

The exotic dancer, who gained some measure of notoriety when she streaked in her bikini during a rugby match in 2006, claims she warned organizers that the pole was "faulty," after her first performance, but that they did nothing.

These claims come after Lewis was kicked out of the exhibition for being "too raunchy" during her routine. "I kept my G-string on and feel I was classy throughout," she insists.

Sexpo General Manager Rob Godwin denies there was anything wrong with the pole and adds, "She was wearing a G-string but she was putting her hands in her underpants." Exploits like that are the reason we continue to brave our local strip joints despite the clear risk of bodily harm.