This Photo Cannot Be Explained
As unexplainable as God or Siegfried and Roy. (Holy Taco)

Buy the Bed You Were Probably Conceived In. (Afrojacks)

"Tron 2" Spoiler Alert! (Bam! Kapow!)

"Street Fighter IV -- The Movie!" (The Minus World)

Celebrate Square Root Day. (Mental Floss)

Best Streaking Moments in Sports History. (The Chive)
Bloody Footprint Bathmat
Seriously creep out your guests. (Walyou)
Amazing "Modern" Technology That Is Much Older Than You Realized
Heat rays, anyone? (Cracked)
The Most Amazing/Nerdy Origami You'll Ever See
As if origami needed to get the geek treatment. (Uncoached)
The Internet's Best Interrupting Parents. (Urlesque, submitted by bckids12082)*

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