"Watchmen" -- this season's blockbuster big-budget superhero movie -- is both highly anticipated and anxiously expected to baffle those who don't already know the mythos. As a service to n00bs who may not have read the comics, yet still wish to join the frenzy, we proudly present "Watchmen" in 30 seconds. Who watches the Watchmen? You do, right now. But make sure you don't blink.