Many men daydream about ogling the acres of exposed female flesh at nude beaches or swingers parties, but rarely does the fantasy include stripping down to let their own pale, flabby freak flags fly. One man's refusal to take his own clothes off at a sex party started a near riot at an Australian nudist colony.

The trouble started when four naked women expressed discomfort with the fully dressed tourist's leering gaze. "They felt uncomfortable with him eyeing them off, and I asked him to show some respect and take his clothes off," said the manager of the White Cockatoo resort, which was hosting the sex party in a bid to boost tourism.

After the man refused to disrobe, police had to be called amid threats of violence and lewd behavior that the owner described as a "mini-riot." Police then removed the man and his wife from the premises.

While we can identify with the voyeuristic tourist's body shame, we have to say that we're awed by a vision of the world in which clothed people are the perverts and nudists are the normal ones.

Of course, naked protesters already lived in that world...

The Worlds Most Naked Protesters

    Image from blog.peta.org

    Image from blog.peta.org

    Image from blog.peta.org

    Image from blog.peta.org

    Semi-naked protesters from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) show a banner reading "The Naked Truth: Burberry butchers bunnies" as they hand out a protesting leaflet to a passer-by in front of a Burberry store at Tokyo's Ginza shopping district Friday, June 15, 2007. PETA was protesting the company over Burberry's use of fur in it's clothing. (AP Photo/Katsumi Kasahara)

    A group of participants celebrate after taking part in the World Naked Bike Ride on March 8, 2008 in Sydney, Australia. Around 30 protesters met in a secret location outside Sydney's CBD, covered their bodies in paint and began riding down Sydney's popular King Street in Newtown to raise awareness on environmental issues aimed at pollution produced by motor vehicles. (Photo by Sergio Dionisio/Getty Images)

    A participant takes part in the World Naked Bike Ride on March 8, 2008 in Sydney, Australia. Around 30 protesters met in a secret location outside Sydney's CBD, covered their bodies in paint and began riding down Sydney's popular King Street in Newtown to raise awareness on environmental issues aimed at pollution produced by motor vehicles. (Photo by Sergio Dionisio/Getty Images)

    Pamela Anderson poses in a Stella McCartney shop window for a PETA anti-fur protest in London, June 2006.

    Pamela Anderson poses in a Stella McCartney shop window for a PETA anti-fur protest in London, June 2006.

    Pamela Anderson poses in a Stella McCartney shop window for a PETA anti-fur protest in London, June 2006.