We always try to keep abreast of the latest developments in oral sex technology, which is why we were quick to report on a silicone tooth cover that fits over the lower teeth during for the incisor-phobic. However, we sincerely doubted that anybody would be interested in buying the so-called "Blowguard," as it looks pretty much like your standard mouth guard and might make you feel as though you're being fellated by Lennox Lewis. However, reader mike422 seemed to have taken the bait. He wins today's Noble Prize for his helpful consumer report.

"Buyer beware!!! Shipping is $11.00 for this little product that probably doesn't weigh 6 ounces. And you don't have anyway to cancel your order."

$11.00?! Are plain brown envelopes really feeling the economic squeeze that badly? Thanks for the warning, buddy!

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