7 Dinosaurs You Could Take in a Fight
We can't imagine a more important article for these trying times. (Cracked)

Epic Celebrity Side Boob. (The Chive)

Female Viagra Is Questioned. (Your Tango)

Jackie Chan's Power and Finesse Demonstration. (Double Viking)

Sexy Eat Sexy Food in a Sex Way. (Uncoached)
Will Hollywood Kill the Comic?
Reconsider what you have come to love. (Bam! Kapow!)
A Compilation of Europeans Doing Stupid Things
Hurray, they do stupid things too! (Holy Taco)

Awkward X-Rays of Butts
It's amazing what you find up there. (Afrojacks)
5 Commercial Characters That Need to Be Killed Off in 2009. (The High Definite, submitted by prrrsiangurl)*

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