If there's one thing more all-consuming than our fear of global nuclear annihilation, it's our love of nudity, a fact clearly anticipated by around 100 Paraguayan activists who stripped down to protest nuclear weapons last Friday.

The women, members of the Humanist Party, had daubed their bosoms with pro-peace slogans, radioactivity symbols and pictures of the Earth, thus making bystanders in downtown Asunción 10 times more likely to notice their political sloganeering than if it had been presented on more traditional cardboard placards.

According to one protester, Carola Gonzalez, the logic behind the semi-naked nature of the action was that "the public and the news media pay so much attention to breasts and bottoms." We have no idea what she's talking about. Click here to see more naked protesters.

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The World's Most Naked Protesters
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The World's Most Naked Protesters

The Worlds Most Naked Protesters

    Image from blog.peta.org

    Image from blog.peta.org

    Image from blog.peta.org

    Image from blog.peta.org

    Semi-naked protesters from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) show a banner reading "The Naked Truth: Burberry butchers bunnies" as they hand out a protesting leaflet to a passer-by in front of a Burberry store at Tokyo's Ginza shopping district Friday, June 15, 2007. PETA was protesting the company over Burberry's use of fur in it's clothing. (AP Photo/Katsumi Kasahara)

    A group of participants celebrate after taking part in the World Naked Bike Ride on March 8, 2008 in Sydney, Australia. Around 30 protesters met in a secret location outside Sydney's CBD, covered their bodies in paint and began riding down Sydney's popular King Street in Newtown to raise awareness on environmental issues aimed at pollution produced by motor vehicles. (Photo by Sergio Dionisio/Getty Images)

    A participant takes part in the World Naked Bike Ride on March 8, 2008 in Sydney, Australia. Around 30 protesters met in a secret location outside Sydney's CBD, covered their bodies in paint and began riding down Sydney's popular King Street in Newtown to raise awareness on environmental issues aimed at pollution produced by motor vehicles. (Photo by Sergio Dionisio/Getty Images)

    Pamela Anderson poses in a Stella McCartney shop window for a PETA anti-fur protest in London, June 2006.

    Pamela Anderson poses in a Stella McCartney shop window for a PETA anti-fur protest in London, June 2006.

    Pamela Anderson poses in a Stella McCartney shop window for a PETA anti-fur protest in London, June 2006.