5 Deadly Sci-Fi Gadgets You Can Build at Home
Projects for those who enjoy the incredibly dangerous. (Cracked)

Inappropriate DirectHD Ads. (College Humor)

House Arrest With Andy Dick. (Atom)

Fall Out Boy Trail: Pop Punks in Hoodies + Oregon Trail = addictive game. (Friends or Enemies)

Magic 8-Ball addresses economic woes. (Holy Taco)
12 Best Dad Moments Ever
Their kids will probably rob you some day. (Next Round)
Dystopian Comics You Need to Read
"Watchmen" is only the tip of the iceberg. (Bam! Kapow!)

Jimmy Fallon vs. Serena Williams in Beer Pong
Fortunately, neither have herpes. (Tasty Booze)





"Massage Therapists" Take Casino Winner's Cash. (CBS News, submitted by TimALoftis)*

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