Lex Luthor Asks Obama for a Bailout
Kryptonite research is expensive. Starring "Mad Men"'s Jon Hamm. (Funny or Die)

See what $1 trillion dollars looks like. (Boing Boing)

Your new Vegas buddy has a great 'stache. (HolyTaco)

Karate dude's head can't break board. (Videogum)

Bobby Knight says s**t on TV. Unfortunately, no chairs are thrown. (Fanhouse)

Sexy Celebrities With Food in Their Mouths
We think this implies something. (Uncoached, via Spike TV)
8 Baffling Batman Costumes
Clooney in "Batman & Robin" isn't even the worst example. (Topless Robot)
7 Badass Cartoon Villains
Dr. Claw deserved a better adversary. (Cracked)
Let the wild rumpus start. (whatgloom.blogspot.com, submitted by whyschmucky)*

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