Today's Noble Prize goes to all of the commenters who are as psyched as we are about the prospect of a sapphic Dark Knight. Particularly compelling though was a comment by reader Damon Beres, who knows his Batlore and his civil liberties. But hey! What is he getting at in re: The Sea King?

"Batwoman's sexual orientation was never really a big deal in the stories themselves, even when she was first introduced in "52." Her romantic life was handled much in the same way any heterosexual character's would've been; that is, without a hint of exploitation, despite the inescapable fact that she's a buxom, sexy redhead. Still, to take issue with that is about as fair as decrying Aquaman for being unrealistically buff, or for having a perfect, silky blond mane despite spending all of that time in salt water."

Just because a guy likes to wear kitchen gloves and is obsessed with dolphins doesn't mean he's a friend of Judy, Damon Beres! GOD! Can't we just respect the porpoise's majesty while simultaneously waging war on dishpan hands?

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