As the Darwin awards have taught us, some deaths are embarrassing. But death can be glorious, too -- whether it comes after a heroic act to save the life of a child, or after an attempt to cling to the side of a space shuttle as it blasts into space.A bat, injured and frail, managed to experience the greatest death possible recently, when it clung to the space shuttle Discovery's fuel tank as it lifted off from the Kennedy Space Center in Florida.
According to NASA, the bat had a broken left wing and a problem with its right wrist or shoulder. And so, crippled and dying, and (we like to think) in search of a glorious end, the little guy decided to cling to the foam of a fuel tank and let the massive craft take him high up into the night sky for one last adventure.
NASA said the bat died very quickly during launch. But maybe Space Bat made it longer than that?
Perhaps Space Bat turned and saw the Earth fall away, and experienced for one last time the majesty of flight?
Perhaps he saw the world in a way no other creature has before, and then witnessed the vastness of space and our own fragile existence within it? Perhaps he was even picked up by aliens and is now enjoying a brand-new life aboard the holo-deck of some advanced civilization?
Possibly not. But we hope so. You deserve it, Space Bat, wherever you are.
Click here for another picture of Space Bat's victorious end.



























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Thursday 19 March
By JimineyCricket
What an absolutely stupid article...
Yo...Michael...Is this what you twits are paid to write...Nonsense fluff with idiotic titles...
What, may I ask, makes this bat "heroic"...Maybe you'd like someone to write a song or, better yet, an Epic Poem, to this heroic "space bat"...
And some of us wonder why the American population is progressively "dumbing down"...with a steady stream of so-called "news articles" such as this...
DUH !!!....Get a Real Job...
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Thursday 18 June
By clariclaire
Lighten up. It was a joke. Space Bat = funny.
Hey Jiminey--your name reminds me...'member that part of Pinocchio where the kids start turning into donkeys? Fecking terrifying, that.
Thursday 19 March
By joe figgy
i think the guy above me is an ass who would not be inspired by astro bat ur a dick sir
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Thursday 19 March
By Blue
tell him joe figgy!
Thursday 19 March
By rix
i didnt know bats can see.
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Monday 23 March
By Goth girl
aww. Not a very informational article i agree, but i loved it. so cute! and cricket, i agree with figgy; you are an ass. if you dont like the title of this article, dont read it. easy as that. its not like hte title left out the main focus of the article and u were left wondering what it was about until you read it. DUH! a bat...goes to space....on a space ship :B how simple can it get.
for the writer michael: good article but you got off topic writing about what he might have seen if he were stil alive. good thoughts, good intentions, but would make better use in another story another day. i realize the article is short, but we'd rather read hte facts than a bunch of bull mixed in with them. also how do they know he died so fast? do you have a source? a quote? i mean, the bat is so small compared to the ship, so did someone see it fall and then rush to it to see if it were dead? ya need some quotes, or more sources to verify. i dont know if youre new at this or not, but work on it.
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Thursday 13 August
By MikeofLA
Or Maybe he fell off of the fuel tank and was instantly and painlessly incinerated, nay, vaporized by the over 400,000 pounds of awesomeness blasting out of those engines.
Amen.
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