Say your Dr. Martens have a hole in the sole, which in and of itself is very punk, but you hate it when your toesies get wet.

With the new Dr. Martens Shoe for Life collection, the company is offering the boot-making equivalent of the Hippocratic Oath. Their Shoes for Life come with a lifetime guarantee. This means they'll fix your boots no matter what happens in the mosh pit in the basement where you play "Guitar Hero: Joy Division Edition."

From the Doctor himself: "Eventually they will wear out. When they do, we will repair them. We will go on repairing them for the rest of your life."

It sounds a little frightening -- like this dwarf cobbler will follow you around, just waiting for when you blow a stitch, so he can pounce. The forever shoes go for $130. The boots are $150.