There are a few things that can curdle the passion of even the loosest goose. But fear not! We've compiled a list of things that may have her reaching into her purse to use her key ring as makeshift brass knuckles. Click through below for a list of 10 things you should never have in your room if you ever want to make it to second base.
And don't forget to check out the advice for the ladies currently being discussed over on Lemondrop. What do you think -- stuffed animals on the bed, a deal breaker or what?
Bedroom Red Flags
Rumpus Room Decor
Blacklights, Disco Ball, Neon Beer Signs, Fiber Optic Sculptures, etc.
Way more common than you'd think. We don't want to feel like we're having sex at Cosmic Bowling.
Flickr, Clint CJL
Living Organisms
Pets, Mold, Pests, etc.
Roaches are bad enough, but a ball python or a chinchilla? That's your signal to run like hell.
Flickr, klownacide
Crappy or Creepy Bedding
Futons, Racecar Beds, Bare Mattresses, Oily Sheets, etc.
We don't ask for much. Just something that says, "I'm non a minor or a heroin addict."
Flickr, andyland
Drugs and Paraphernalia.
Bongs, Antidepressants, Stuff in Baggies, Male Enhancement Pills from the Gas Station, etc
We don't care if it's prescription or not. Hide your shame. Please.
Flickr, madcow iv
Food.
Wrappers, Dishes, Crusts, Cores, etc.
Your half eaten Lean Pocket doesn't say, "I'm making an effort to eat healthy." It says, "Hi, I leave half eaten Lean Pockets lying around."
Flickr, half alive
Excessive Nerdery
Six Gaming Systems, Massive Comics Collection, Action Figures, etc
We think nerds are sexy. But nothing says "I've probably already spanked it today" more than your "Akira" poster.
Flickr, gruntzooki
Evidence of Other Girls.
Lady Bics, Pictures of Your Ex, Wadded Panties Under the Pillow, etc.
You're kinda like a public toilet. We don't want to think about everybody who's been on before us.
Flickr, the velcro shoes
Marital Aids
Adult Videos, Lad Mags, Your Chicks Making Out Desktop Wallpaper, etc.
Teh Pr0n. We know you have it. So do some of us. But we have the decency to hide it. So should you.
Flickr, j wiltshire
Self-Help and "Philosophy" Books
"The Game," "The Secret," Anything by Ayn Rand, etc.
If you need Cliff Notes to life, you probably have to idea where the G-spot is.
Flickr, elyce felize
Weaponry
See: Katanas, Ninja Throwing Stars, Chain Mail, etc.If you can buy it at a Renaissance Fair or a fireworks stand, you shouldn't have it anywhere near people you're trying to lay.
Flickr, the opus
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Monday 23 March
By Geekgirl
I wouldn't mind the copy of Ender's Game on the bookshelf, or maybe a few action figures. I've got a ringwraith and Gandalf the Grey battling it out on a shelf near my bed. You've just got to find the right nerd for you.
The nascar bed though? That will have to go.
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Sunday 22 March
By T.A.I.
My boyfriend has weapontry X10 and more action figures than comic book guy on the Simpsons. He has electronics EVERYWHERE and he is kinda messy. If its something that could effect my health or his I would change it in a heartbeat but otherwise.... Im good with it all.
Saturday 21 March
By NerdyGirl
I wouldn't mind action figures as I have a few myself. I also wouldn't mind the Katanas or ninja stuff, again I have alot of that stuff myself.
The Nascar bed, dirt, half eaten stuff, and anything that would normally be concidered unsanitary creeps me the hell out, and has to go.
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Saturday 21 March
By sabertooth91980
Great, more propaganda for the drooling masses. Don't be like this! Geeks are uncool!
Whiles I admit the cabinet without the mirror isn't something I would have in my room, what a guy has in his room should be his.
If a girl can't take him flaws and all...
Though there are things to be said about personal hygiene.
However. Geeks. Rule. The. World.
Get with the times.
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Sunday 22 March
By Krystle
That whole article was stereotypical and stupid. I will admit, dating books, porn, half eaten food, and girl products lying around is pretty bleh. But video games, weaponry, signs, pets - what the heck? This implies that girls want guys to hide their personality. I have video games all over my room and I'm female - I have a few swords mounted on my wall AND I'm planning on buying a boa or ball python. So... fail, haha.
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Saturday 21 March
By Laura
Alright, I can deal with weaponry, self help and philosophy boks, marital aids, excessive nerdery, food, futons, living organisms, and occational rampus room decore. I see no problem with those. Evidence of other girls is OK as long as it's a friend or family member. No to drugs and paraphernalia unless he needs them with a doctors OK. Seriously, do you guys even research what other girls think? Half this stuff girls don't care about and most of your readers are probably in high school.
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Saturday 21 March
By justin
eh... i'd watch it with the self help books though... majority of guys ive met who follow "the secret" are friggin bat crazy in the head
Saturday 21 March
By Brian
Lame article. I'm a gamer so I'm gonna keep my consoles period. I don't care if it's the hottest girl in the world. If she can't accept that, she's out. That doesn't make me or anyone else who likes some of that stuff a nerd either. I'm muscular and have a variety of interests.
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Saturday 21 March
By bebopedd9
I know some red flags are good in a persons home it really tells more about the person. i just turned 18 and as long as i can remember iv been single. And if i ever get a chance to take a girl home and she sees my anime posters (which iv been thinking about taking down lol) and next generation gaming systems and does not like them id say " get out we will never get along then these are my hobby's". Like i said some red flags are good to have to show your human and different from other people. And as far as meds go i have 6 prescriptions for A.D.D and O.C.D i cant do much about a bottle or 2 hanging around so she will have to accept that too lmao.
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Saturday 21 March
By Twinwind
wow this is so based on one girl -.- depends on the girl that sees the room -.-
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Saturday 21 March
By Jami J
Pets, action figures, misc. geekery are always fine in my book
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Saturday 21 March
By bebopedd9
good point but TMI
Saturday 21 March
By Goth girl
i wouldnt mind 5 of those things. i like black lights, disco balls, ect. nascar, comic books, action figures gotta go tho. same with trash. i wudnt mind a pet in the room as long as its in a cage n quiet. self help books? y SHUD u mind? atleast the guy is trying to help and educate himself! pills? well if he needs em then ok, if its stupid crap lik drugs thats a no no. hide ur drugs boys. o fuck no, we dont wanna c that ur pimpin n hav a ton of girls stuff in ur room. o and please dont hide ur porn from me! im bi. idfc if u hav it! i watch it too! lets watch it together! idc if its girl on girl or guy on girl action. weapons? SEXY! kinky! yay!
i think tis article shud b renamed "10 things stuck up preppy never wants to find in ur room." i mean cmon, it depends on the girl. why are all teh articles i find on here about stuck up girls? PLEASE! theres a girl for u that will accept u 4 who u r. u SHUDNT hide things fro ma girl. this article is stupid. id rather c the drugs n no that u take them than to find out later on that u take drugs. idc if theyre there in tehroom wen we hav sex. im focusing on U, not ur room. this article is bull....
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Monday 23 March
By Jenny
"i wouldnt mind 5 of those things. i like black lights, disco balls, ect. nascar, comic books, action figures gotta go tho. same with trash. i wudnt mind a pet in the room as long as its in a cage n quiet. self help books? y SHUD u mind? atleast the guy is trying to help and educate himself! pills? well if he needs em then ok, if its stupid crap lik drugs thats a no no. hide ur drugs boys. o fuck no, we dont wanna c that ur pimpin n hav a ton of girls stuff in ur room. o and please dont hide ur porn from me! im bi. idfc if u hav it! i watch it too! lets watch it together! idc if its girl on girl or guy on girl action. weapons? SEXY! kinky! yay!
i think tis article shud b renamed "10 things stuck up preppy never wants to find in ur room." i mean cmon, it depends on the girl. why are all teh articles i find on here about stuck up girls? PLEASE! theres a girl for u that will accept u 4 who u r. u SHUDNT hide things fro ma girl. this article is stupid. id rather c the drugs n no that u take them than to find out later on that u take drugs. idc if theyre there in tehroom wen we hav sex. im focusing on U, not ur room. this article is bull...."
Someone just raped, ate, and shat the English language all at the same time. Worse than the article is this piss that was posted. "Stuck up preppy" - seriously? Now, none of the items listed in the article would be deal-breakers, but if a guy wrote "shudn't" instead of "shouldn't," it would be a definite deal-breaker.
Saturday 21 March
By Justin
yeah, this list, whil it has alot of truths, some are just ridiculous "don't date a guy because he has a chinchilla? snake i can see, but who doesn't love a cuddly cute little chinchilla?
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Saturday 11 April
By DrD
I'm glad to see someone else say this. I'm a woman, and I own two chinchillas. I'm married now, but I would have been absolutely delighted to find out that a guy I was interested in had this wonderful little pet.
Saturday 21 March
By Colby
I'm sorry, but this article is complete nonsense.
I do not own a disco ball, but my girlfriend HERSELF has told me it would be funny and cool to hang one from the hook in my studio. So because you don't hae eclectic taste, no one else should?
"We don't care if it's prescription or not. Hide your shame. Please."
I am appalled that this is your stance on anti-depressants. Why is that shameful? Its a medical condition that a lot of people suffer from! Would you rather the person go off and be an alcoholic/druggie and mask their problems instead of dealing with it somehow? I mean dear god, its not some kind of taboo. Be a little bit open minded. I bet people in your family are on these, as well as a lot of your readers.
Also at the nerd thing, sure, being excessive can be an issue, but don't you think the person is going to know about your interests before they even make it to the bedroom?
And finally, what is wrong with reading up on Nietzsche or social intelligence? God forbid we take interest in things that stimulate our brain and don't rot us alive like the mindless crap that the television, radio, and internet frequently puts out. Shouldn't you want to be with someone who is smart, or as a woman have you been taught to dumb yourself down for men for so long that you're afraid of a real conversation?
This article is disgusting. Quit your job.
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Saturday 21 March
By icanbeleiveireadthiscrap
AMEN!
a few things -
*but don't you think the person is going to know about your interests before they even make it to the bedroom?*
maybe the author lady is a complete hobag, you know one of the carrier monkeys who finds herself in bedrooms of guys she just met and doesnt even know the first thing about said dude.
*This article is disgusting. Quit your job.
looks around "what? what else could i say to make that simpler?"
This article is disgusting. Quit your job.
This article is disgusting. Quit your job.
This article is disgusting. Quit your job.
This article is disgusting. Quit your job.
Hasta Leugo!
Saturday 21 March
By Michelle
Agreed.
Honestly, this article is speaking from the air-headed and close-minded side of the female spectrum; people who only adhere to social standards and obviously care about image than what's underneath.
Fuck that, I'd fuck a guy if I liked him. And I'd probably like him BECAUSE he can hold his own against me in Katamari Damacy.
Monday 23 March
By Scaught
Sums it all right up. No need to read the other reviews Colby speaks truth. Hide your shame and stop pretending to write