So you've got a girl in your apartment. Even better -- in your bedroom! Nothing short of a human femur, a fleshlight or one of those pneumatic cattle-killing machines from "No Country for Old Men" could make her run away in terror -- right? Wrong, friendo.

There are a few things that can curdle the passion of even the loosest goose. But fear not! We've compiled a list of things that may have her reaching into her purse to use her key ring as makeshift brass knuckles. Click through below for a list of 10 things you should never have in your room if you ever want to make it to second base.

And don't forget to check out the advice for the ladies currently being discussed over on Lemondrop. What do you think -- stuffed animals on the bed, a deal breaker or what?

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Things Women Don't Want to See In Your Room
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Ten Things Girls Don't Want to Find in Your Bedroom

Bedroom Red Flags

    Rumpus Room Decor
    Blacklights, Disco Ball, Neon Beer Signs, Fiber Optic Sculptures, etc.
    Way more common than you'd think. We don't want to feel like we're having sex at Cosmic Bowling.

    Flickr, Clint CJL

    Living Organisms
    Pets, Mold, Pests, etc.
    Roaches are bad enough, but a ball python or a chinchilla? That's your signal to run like hell.

    Flickr, klownacide

    Crappy or Creepy Bedding
    Futons, Racecar Beds, Bare Mattresses, Oily Sheets, etc.
    We don't ask for much. Just something that says, "I'm non a minor or a heroin addict."

    Flickr, andyland

    Drugs and Paraphernalia.
    Bongs, Antidepressants, Stuff in Baggies, Male Enhancement Pills from the Gas Station, etc
    We don't care if it's prescription or not. Hide your shame. Please.

    Flickr, madcow iv

    Food.
    Wrappers, Dishes, Crusts, Cores, etc.
    Your half eaten Lean Pocket doesn't say, "I'm making an effort to eat healthy." It says, "Hi, I leave half eaten Lean Pockets lying around."

    Flickr, half alive

    Excessive Nerdery
    Six Gaming Systems, Massive Comics Collection, Action Figures, etc
    We think nerds are sexy. But nothing says "I've probably already spanked it today" more than your "Akira" poster.

    Flickr, gruntzooki

    Evidence of Other Girls.
    Lady Bics, Pictures of Your Ex, Wadded Panties Under the Pillow, etc.
    You're kinda like a public toilet. We don't want to think about everybody who's been on before us.

    Flickr, the velcro shoes

    Marital Aids
    Adult Videos, Lad Mags, Your Chicks Making Out Desktop Wallpaper, etc.
    Teh Pr0n. We know you have it. So do some of us. But we have the decency to hide it. So should you.

    Flickr, j wiltshire

    Self-Help and "Philosophy" Books
    "The Game," "The Secret," Anything by Ayn Rand, etc.
    If you need Cliff Notes to life, you probably have to idea where the G-spot is.

    Flickr, elyce felize

    Weaponry
    See: Katanas, Ninja Throwing Stars, Chain Mail, etc.If you can buy it at a Renaissance Fair or a fireworks stand, you shouldn't have it anywhere near people you're trying to lay.

    Flickr, the opus