Good afternoon, ladies and gentleman. Welcome to the Robot Zoo. Step this way and meet our first exhibit, the Robot Fish. This guy was developed by British scientists to detect harmful pollutants in water using tiny chemical sensors. He can then transmit the data back to scientists on land using wi-fi. Note his lifelike swimming style.
Now, our next frightening-looking fella with horns is the Robot Bull. He was built by the U.S. military and can carry up to 400 lbs. on his back, but don't worry, he's safe behind these bars. And over here, by the water, is RoboCroc. RoboCroc had two metal rods and 41 screws inserted into his face after he was crushed by a car in Florida in 2008. The surgery saved his life and allowed him to ...
What's that? The Robot Monkeys have attacked their keepers and stolen the cage keys? They've released the Robot Lions and Tigers? Run, people, run for your lives!!!
*This frightening vision of the future was brought to you by Asylum.com, alerting you to the dangers of Robot Invasion since 2008.


























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Saturday 21 March
By vivek
Screw you guys, I'm going home
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