In a perfect opportunity for all those laid-off naughty nurses and sexy librarians to find new jobs, a Rhode Island strip club is hosting a job fair this Saturday from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.

The owners of the Foxy Lady in Providence say they hope the bad economy might entice some people to consider one of the 30 open positions, from strippers and waitresses to disc jockeys and bartenders.

"I need more managers, I need more competent staff, and I need more attractive waitresses to go along with the ones I have right now," says co-owner Tom Tsoumas. The Foxy Lady's Web site also mentions opportunities in the up-and-coming field of "massage girl."

Despite the AP's statement that stripping is "a job opportunity you won't need to buy a new wardrobe for," we're going to go out on a limb and say that unless you already work as a G-string model or lingerie tester, you will in fact have to invest in some new clothes.


UPDATE: Check out these photos from the strip club job fair.

Strip Club Job Fair

    Chamika Chandler (L) waits to be interviewed for a waitress or bartender position at a job fair at the Foxy Lady Gentleman's Club in Providence, Rhode Island March 21, 2009. The club is looking to hire entertainers, bartenders, floor hosts and disc jockeys. REUTERS/Brian Snyder (UNITED STATES BUSINESS)

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    PROVIDENCE, RI - MARCH 21: Karen Brandner (R) of Taunton, Massachusetts waits in line at the Foxy Lady Club, a New England gentleman's club that held its own job fair on March 21, 2009 in Providence, Rhode Island. Despite her work with eleven different temp agencies, Brandner has been out of work for a year and is hoping to find an office position with the club.The adult strip club, along with two other Massachusetts locations, is looking to hire around 30 employees ranging from strippers to bartenders. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Karen Brandner

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    PROVIDENCE, RI - MARCH 21: Job seekers wait in line inside the Foxy Lady Club, a New England gentleman's club that held its own job fair on March 21, 2009 in Providence, Rhode Island. The adult strip club, along with two other Massachusetts locations, is looking to hire around 30 employees ranging from strippers to bartenders. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

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    PROVIDENCE, RI - MARCH 21: Job seekers wait in line inside the Foxy Lady Club, a New England gentleman's club that held its own job fair on March 21, 2009 in Providence, Rhode Island. The adult strip club, along with two other Massachusetts locations, is looking to hire around 30 employees ranging from strippers to bartenders. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

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    PROVIDENCE, RI - MARCH 21: Job seekers wait in line outside the Foxy Lady Club, a New England gentleman's club that held its own job fair on March 21, 2009 in Providence, Rhode Island. The adult strip club, along with two other Massachusetts locations, is looking to hire around 30 employees ranging from strippers to bartenders. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

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    PROVIDENCE, RI - MARCH 21: Job seekers wait in line inside the Foxy Lady Club, a New England gentleman's club that held its own job fair on March 21, 2009 in Providence, Rhode Island. The adult strip club, along with two other Massachusetts locations, is looking to hire around 30 employees ranging from strippers to bartenders. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

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    PROVIDENCE, RI - MARCH 21: Job seekers wait in line inside the Foxy Lady Club, a New England gentleman's club that held its own job fair on March 21, 2009 in Providence, Rhode Island. The adult strip club, along with two other Massachusetts locations, is looking to hire around 30 employees ranging from strippers to bartenders. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

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    Karen Bradner (R) waits with another job seeker to be interviewed at a job fair at the Foxy Lady Gentleman's Club in Providence, Rhode Island March 21, 2009. Bradner, who was applying for an office job, has been looking for employment for a year. The club is looking to hire entertainers, bartenders, floor hosts and disc jockeys. REUTERS/Brian Snyder (UNITED STATES BUSINESS)

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    Job seekers are taken to their interviews through the club at a job fair at the Foxy Lady Gentleman's Club in Providence, Rhode Island March 21, 2009. The club is looking to hire entertainers, bartenders, floor hosts and disc jockeys. REUTERS/Brian Snyder (UNITED STATES BUSINESS)

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    Lori Savickas (R) interviews Karen Bradner at a job fair at the Foxy Lady Gentleman's Club in Providence, Rhode Island March 21, 2009. Bradner, who was applying for an office job, has been looking for employment for a year. The club is looking to hire entertainers, bartenders, floor hosts and disc jockeys. REUTERS/Brian Snyder (UNITED STATES BUSINESS)

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