We might have doodled a few lewd portraits of our educators while fighting boredom in high-school classrooms, but one artist in Ohio took it to the next level by creating a sculpture depicting a girl and a teacher in a sex act.

Unamused, the dean removed the piece by artist James Parlin, called "The Middle School Science Teacher Makes a Decision He'll Live to Regret," from an exhibit at Bowling Green State University's Firelands campus. The gallery director then closed the entire exhibit in protest.

"We removed a sculpture that graphically depicts a female middle-school student, on her knees, performing oral sex on a standing male middle-school science teacher," the university wrote.

A BGSU spokesman also said the work was displayed near a window where children had recently passed on their way to see a production of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

We wonder if the kids would have bought an explanation about an eighth dwarf named "Humpy"?