The phrase "You have reached your final destination" almost took on a whole new meaning for one British driver on Sunday when the soothing robot voice of his car's GPS became a siren's call luring him toward his doom. The trusting motorist followed the device's instructions as it led him off the road and on to a narrow public footpath. Heading down the steep, rocky trail, he continued blindly obeying commands until the point when the front of his vehicle ran up against a thin wire fence, inches from a 100-foot drop. (story continues below)
Epic Vehicle Crashes
Poor BMW Driver did not read the clearly labeled "watch out for giants playing with balls" sign in the car park.
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Finally, Tacos Jalisco got the drive-through they always wanted.
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Local fire crews seem to be trying to figure out if this is some kind of art installation.
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Creative parking. You could fit a MINI Cooper and two Smart cars in that extra space.
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Listen up, drug dealers -- when you're waiting for the importer to bring in your shipment, don't park right on the airstrip.
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"Ice Road Truckers" would be our favorite show if this happened at some point in every episode.
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Here's one of those wrecks where you wish your car was equipped with a ladder, rather than airbags.
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This trucker got one too many speeding tickets.
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A tornado caused this vehicle to experience two new kinds of AC -- an extra fan from a high-school gym and permanently opened windows.
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He used to skateboard. Now he can grind the rails in his Honda Pilot.
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"It kept insisting the path was a road, even as it was getting narrower and steeper, so I just trusted it," delivery driver Robert Jones reportedly explained after the incident.
Onlookers in the West Yorkshire village of Todmorden gathered to watch as police used a quad bike to haul Jones's BMW away from the cliff's edge and back up to the road. The 43-year-old, who now faces charges of careless driving, described the incident as a "nightmare."
The GPS, meanwhile, sang a slurred, slowing version of "Daisy" before finally shutting down.
Best Losermobiles from Cinema
#10: 1973 Ford Torino, The Big Lebowski
During the film, this Torino is shot, stolen, defecated in, beaten by a crowbar, burned by a dropped roach, crashed into a telephone pole, and finally set on fire by nihilists.
Notable feature: Its obstinate durability.
Fun Fact: In the script, the car was a Chrysler LeBaron (because the real life "Dude" Jeff Dowd drove one). However, John Goodman didn't fit behind the steering wheel so the Coens changed it.
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#9: 1985 Yugo GV, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
Nick successfully courts Norah in his taxi cab yellow Yugo that every drunk mistakes for an actual taxi. Thank God some busty girls believe in geek sheik.
Notable Feature: Its ability to magically find street parking on a weekend in Manhattan.
Fun Fact: One of the three identical Yugos in the film was sold on eBay for $2,600. The seller said the rust spots are "scenic applications," not actual rust.
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#8: 1964 Chevrolet Impala, Up in Smoke
This is the first place Cheech and Chong ever smoke bud onscreen. The multi-colored doors and soupy fog inside are funny, but in real life would belong to a barrio thug.
Notable Feature: The dingle-balls-blue-fur-adorned interior may attract a sexy chola.
Fun Fact: The license plate MUF DVR is a replica. The real owner of the plates claims they were on his T-top Corvette or his customized VW Bug during the filming of the movie.
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#7: 1983 Ford LTD Country Squire, Vacation
The metallic pea Wagon Queen Family Truckster is a modified Ford wagon. The Griswalds get stuck with it when the Antarctic Blue Wagon that Clark ordered doesn't show. "You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it," said the salesman (Eugene Levy).
Notable Feature: An airbag that looks like a trash bag.
Fun Fact: George Barris, the designer who made the original Batmobile and The Munster Koach, customized the Truckster.
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#6: 1975 Dodge Tradesman Santana, Napoleon Dynamite
Uncle Rico's wish to travel back in time is granted each time he drives his Cheeto-colored camper van. It's also his residence when he's not babysitting Napoleon and Kip.
Notable Feature: It's ability to crush Tupperware and withstand hurled grapefruit.
Fun Fact: This van was the first year Dodge offered a one-piece rear door. The year before saw the first sliding door.
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#5: 1976 AMC Pacer, Wayne's World
The Mirthmobile inspired a generation to sing-along and head-bang to "Bohemian Rhapsody." Though there's no data, we're sure this attributed to the 1992 spike in dorky teen head-on collisions.
Notable Feature: The red rope licorice dispenser.
Fun Fact: AMC bragged their Pacer was the first car designed from the inside out. It's apparent from the total disregard for its exterior appearance.
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# 4: 1981 DeLorean DMC-12, Back to the Future
Right away its ability to time travel should exclude it from being a 'losermobile.' However, the DeLorean negates all cool factors. It screams, "clueless underpowered Wall Street douchebag."
Notable Feature: By the end of the first movie, it runs on trash and flies, in addition to time travel at 88 mph.
Fun Fact: The DeLorean time machine is a licensed, registered vehicle in the state of California and sits on Universal Studios back -ot tour.
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#3 1984 Ford Econoline, Dumb and Dumber
The "Shaggin' Wagon" that saw no shagging. It was the home base for Harry's Mutt Cuts until a wrong turn forced Lloyd to trade it straight up for a moped. A move that "totally redeemed" himself in Harry's eyes.
Notable Feature: The rear leg lifts for the gas tank, which makes it hilarious, and horribly dangerous, to overfill it.
Fun Fact: A modification can be downloaded for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas that allows the player to drive this sheep dog van.
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#2: 1959 Cadillac Miller-Meteor, Ghostbusters
The Ecto-1 wins second place for its garishness in nerd-hood. The tubes and plethora of lights on top seem to serve no function outside of warning bully ghosts that it's about time to crush some geeks.
Notable Feature: A Cobra Ultra 1 CB-radio to call your mom when the engine doesn't start.
Fun Fact: One of the three "official" Ectomobiles recently auctioned for $45,000
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# 1: 1951 Studebaker Commander Coupe, The Muppets Movie
For Kermit and Fozzie's road trip, the bear borrows his uncle's Studebaker. "Is he dead?" Kermit said. "No, he's just hibernating," Fozzie replied. It's just like a burnt-out hippy to paint a sweet ride like a five-year-old paints toy unicorns.
Notable Feature: A V-8 engine to outrun mad scientists and hippy-hating rednecks.
Fun Fact: The car was actually driven by a person in the trunk, who viewed the road through a monitor linked to a camera in the grill.
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Thursday 26 March
By kate
If this guy lived in the U.S. he would surely be a repugniCON. Only people who voted for dumya twice could be this stupid. LOL
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Thursday 26 March
By tjcooker
He should drive that car back to the dealer, find the salesman and hand him the keys. Then tell him that he's too stupid to drive.
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Thursday 26 March
By Rtwochacha
Yes folks we are surrounded by idiots! Scary ain't it? Since when did good old common sense become obsolete to the modern day gadget? I seriously hope they take this guy's drivers license away from him. Anybody that ignorant doesn't need to be behind the wheel period!
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Thursday 26 March
By Abraxus
I'm sorry, but this guy is just looking for a way to try to sue the GPS manufacturer. My GPS will tell me to turn sometimes, and obviously it is wrong and I DON'T turn. Anyone who is stupid enough to follow the GPS onto a public footpath (on which it is illegal to drive in the UK and most other parts of the world too), deserves to have their blood alcohol tested and even if negative, their license revoked because they are clearly to stupid to drive!
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Thursday 26 March
By steve
Ran under GPS neigh on to half million miles in 3 years. "Driver". . .sound to me like you been in the saddle too many hours. Hit the sack. . .you'll prolly be a makin better decisions on the morrow.
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Thursday 26 March
By kate
mgdnutty: hard to believe people are that stupid
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then you've never been to tex-ass. LOL
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Thursday 26 March
By Oughtta Know
The poor guy was probably taught from an early age to obey authority no matter what and never to question authority. I would not be surprised to find out his parents beat him to drive that message home. The poor guy probably isn't stupid at all. He just needs to get help in overcoming the ongoing effects of his childhood traumas.
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Thursday 02 April
By Poot
This IDIOT followed directions that took him from a ROAD, be that road concrete, asphalt, dirt, or gravel, to a "steep rocky TRAIL," yet he continued on?! Why hell, he DESERVED to go over the cliff. What an IDIOT that no doubt hasn't the sense God gave a goose. Must have been a fallen log across the trail that stopped him because him stopping short of going over COULDN'T have been HIS fault. Had he gone over the cliff I wonder if his GPS would've started screaming "Pull up! PULL UP!" or "IMPACT in 10, 9, 8, 7,..........." If this guy has a mental disability, different story. But if he does, what's he doing behind the wheel? I'm going with good 'ol straight up every day stupidity as the cause.
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Thursday 26 March
By Tammy
Good thing he didn't get one with a glitch that told him to kill his wife!
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Thursday 26 March
By John Schreurs
I used an aircraft GPS and it had me flying through my neighbors barn on final approach to OHare. So I just did it.
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Thursday 26 March
By merp
That last sentence makes this article so much better
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Thursday 26 March
By maureen
Stories like this would have made GREAT Twilight Zone episodes LOL
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Thursday 26 March
By Diana
This man should not be driving - nor should he be procreating.
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Thursday 26 March
By Diane
Our Garmin is one of the most fun gifts we ever got. We named her Gloria(as in Glory Halleujah we have arrived) We use it a lot but always know when it is off route. On really slow days we put in a destination and simply follow her directions just to see where we end up. I hope we always have enough sense to know that it is a object not always to be trusted. And yes when we need it most always we get to where we need to be.
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Thursday 26 March
By Linda
I am having a good laugh after reading all the comments. The comments are more hilarious than what that guy did. I stop using mapquest when it tells me to go south when I know the direction was going north. I just wanted the details of my route. I believe a clerk scanned the map upside down. So, every directions tells you to go the opposite. Really difficult to get some good help nowadays. Sigh!
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Thursday 26 March
By mark
I could understand if the vehicle drove itself ,but we don't have those yet,what a moron.
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Thursday 26 March
By warren
omg what a freaking idiot.if not for the fence darwins theory would have worked!
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Thursday 26 March
By Zoe
My GPS once led me into a naval weapons arsenal. I was approached by armed guards. I spoke to someone else, and the exact same thing happened to her.
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Friday 27 March
By Lee
The reference to "Daisy" singing was obviously a reference to the HAL computer in the movie 2001, which did the same thing as it was being taken offline. Either he's lying, or the victim of a dangerous practical joke.
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Thursday 26 March
By susan
You know if you dont really understand the GPS, it can make you do such things! But using common sense is what's needed. I would not use it at night! on on a round about! Because if you dont know where your at and you cant see in front of you, dont use it! If you dont have commons ense this is what happens to you! Just dont use it at night!To me, ist like any other toy, because that is what it is. You cant trust it!
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