4 Possible Outcomes for Husbands and Wives
You are doomed. (Cracked)

A Typical Day at the Wu-Tang Office. (Afrojacks)

Sniper vs. Tank Video. (Double Viking)

The 5 Worst Carrot Top Bits. (CO-ED)

Gisele Asleep in Vanity Fair ... Naked. (Tasty Booze)
Filthiest Apartment Ever?
"There Were Three Foot Piles of Feces in the Hallway." (Holy Taco)
The Hoff Could Have Been Superman?
According to himself at least. (Bam! Kapow!)

The Venture Bros. Soundtrack Is Amazing
Listen to this while clobbering henchmen. (Adult Swim)
Man Attacks Mother-in-Law With Missile, Machine Gun (Tabloid Prodigy, knowandtell)*

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