Even with all the perks of being a pirate -- peg legs, parrots, eye patches, rum -- everyone knows the best part of the pirate lifestyle was getting the motion in your ocean on with a lusty pirate wench. So it should come as no surprise that one artist decided to immortalize a wench with a well put together statue with some eye-popping boobs.

Unfortunately, this lovely piece of history is creating controversy in a Pennsylvania town.

The statue, clad in tight-fitting pants and a low-cut, midriff-baring top, sits outside an antique store, where it has apparently offended a local priest, who likens the swashbuckling siren to "soft porn."

According to the store owner Peggy Kanigoski, "He pointed to the statue and very dictatorially and said, 'I curse you. I curse this place. I want to see this destroyed. I want her destroyed.'"

It's a shame this statue can't defend herself from these violent intentions because with her hook hand and gun, it looks like she could do some damage.

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    Slaying a dragon with a flaming sword while wearing a bikini and riding a unicorn/Pegasus should be an Olympic sport.

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    This creepy evil elf babe looks like she's either going to kill someone or masturbate. Either one would be kind of hot.

    Daily Revolver

    Quick dude, duck! She can see you!

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    Is it just us or does that woman seem to be excited by the prospect of getting licked by the spawn of hell?

    Excessive chrome is a telltale detail common in late 80s nerd porn.

    It's amazing that more girls weren't tempted to play Dungeons and Dragons.

    Dragon babes in space? Sure, why not.


    Fur lining cleavage keeps breasts just as warm as if they were covered up.

    Fortune City

    How many times have you been in this situation?