Our friends at Askmen have compiled a list of the best cities for men using criteria such as employment rate, male-to-female ratio, frequency of sporting events and the cost of a pint of beer. Cold hard facts. And although it was a commendable and quasi-scientific effort, we can't resist the urge make a few quasi-jackass remarks on their well-researched presentation from our perch in the back of the class.

So using our trusty man-tution, somewhat limited worldview, and 371 words, we have so thoroughly debunked their top 10 list that we can only imagine that the men currently living in them will soon be inspired to move.

Think we're wrong? Let us know in the comments.

The Best Cities for Men to Live In?

    Chicago
    They call Chicago the city of broad shoulders. This is rarely a good look on a woman.
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    Barcelona
    Its hard to feel all that manly when you're constantly getting your pocket picked by ten-year old street urchins.
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    San Francisco
    Short skirts and tank tops go a long way towards making summer the king of all seasons. Unfortunately, you rarely see such life-affirming eye candy in San Francisco, because the city doesn't have a properly heated summer.
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    London
    Part of what is great about being a man is that, in a pinch, you can whip it out and pee in all sorts of places you aren't suppose to. But not so much in London, a city that leads the free world in closed circuit surveillance cameras.
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    Sydney
    In Sydney, the bars never close and street prostitution is legal. While this may sound mancentric in theory, in practice it only promotes venereal diseases and extreme sexual sloth.
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    New York
    A man without a car is like a cowboy without a horse. And in America, there is no city more inhospitable to car ownership than New York. (Or horse ownership, for that matter.)
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    Berlin
    Maybe its just those old Sprockets skits on "SNL," but we cant help but think of Berlin more along the lines as the best place for the gender nonspecific to live.
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    Hong Kong
    For now, Hong Kong boasts an advantageous male-to-female ratio. But the city-state happens to be completely surrounded by China and its male-skewed one child policy. Eventually masses of dateless men will descend upon Hong Kong like zombies, wreck havoc, and mess up this advantageous ratio.
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    Copenhagen
    The ninth top city for men, Copehagen, is perhaps best known for an itsy-bitsy statue of Hans Christian Anderson's The Little Mermaid." Visitors to Flagstaff are greeted with a giant statue of Paul Bunyan and his axe, yet the Arizona city doesn't even the crack the list at all. Just saying.
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    Paris
    The City Of Lights romance stuff is good for a vacation or a honeymoon, but all the time? Forgetaboutit. It would be like watching "You've Got Mail" every night.
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