5 Video-Game Songs That Would Make Perfect Porn Music
What, no "Tetris"?

6 Shocking TV Deaths. (Mental_Floss)

The Top 10 Drunken Pass-Out Photos. (Tasty Booze)

13 Hamburger Tattoos. (Afrojacks)

Of Course You Want to See Hercules Throw a Bear Into Space. (Holy Taco)

Alarm Clock Charges Money to Turn Off
If you run out of change, you will hate your life. (Walyou)
From Her Pictures, We've Deduced That This Girl Apparently Hates Clothes.
Huzzah! (GorillaMask)
Amazing Art Made From Crayons
Literally made from crayons, not like, drawn. Did that just blow your mind? (Uncoached)
Skeleton Found in Tree 30 Years After Man's Death. (AOL News, submitted by TimALoftis)*

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