Colorado vegan Kelly Coffman-Lee loves tofu, but the dirty-minded DMV wouldn't let her get a personalized license plate reading "ILVTOFU," for fear that other dirty-minded drivers would misinterpret the vanity plate's message.

Says Department of Revenue spokesman Mark Couch: "We don't allow 'FU' because some people could read that as street language for sex."

Coffman-Lee, however, thinks the DMV shouldn't be able to censor her passion for bean curd. "That's a little bit '1984' to me," she says.