Twitter users have been engaging in bizarre alter-ego antics for some time now, but the hottest new "celeb Twitter" of the week has to be Somali_Pirate.

That's right, follow Somali_Pirate and you can stay up to date about "pimpin' out the old pirate skiff" and "blasting that damn [twitter fail] whale with my AK." He's exhilarated by all of the media coverage he and his buccaneer buddies have received this week, but the Twittering sea wolf is hoping for some positive PR coverage if you know any agencies who might want to help. Perhaps one of Octomom's ex-publicists?

For now, our vote is with rescuing Capt. Richard Phillips.

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