Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Emmy Rossum wants to star in a movie adaptation of Neil Gaiman's "Death: The High Cost of Living." Will Goths approve? (Bam! Kapow!)

Woody Harrelson claims he mistook the TMZ photographer he attacked for a zombie from his latest movie. Now that's Method acting. (EW)

Lindsay Lohan is trying to get over Samantha Ronson by hitting the bar scene. (The Blemish)

The latest clip from "Star Trek" is heavy on Simon Pegg's Scotty and Zachary Quinto as Sylar, er, Spock. (FilmDrunk)

Kim Kardashian auctioned off used clothes for charity. Insert baggy pants joke here. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Simon Cowell might be leaving "American Idol." (Popeater)

Zoe Saldana, "Star Trek"'s Uhura, posed for a sexy shoot for Esquire. Nice, but no Nichelle Nichols. (UGO)

Holly Madison got on all fours for Reebok's new workout regime. (Daily Fill)

Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes has an interesting name and likes posing on the beach in Malibu. (Anything Hollywood)

These very bad drawings of Beyoncé, Brad Pitt and other celebrities are just plain creepy. (Holy Taco)

Turns out a lot of hot women like to golf. Still boring though. (With Leather)