All you guys out there who dig party girls should probably sign up for an eHarmony account ASAP. Lindsay Lohan is looking to meet the right guy or gal for long walks on the beach and long drives to the parole office. [If you like bad girls, check out some of the beautiful booked women in the gallery below.
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This photo provided by Val Verde, Texas, County Sheriff's Office shows one-time NFL cheerleader and reality TV bride-to-be Mary Delgado who is out of jail after being arrested in a Del Rio, Texas, bar, Sunday, Nov 16, 2008. Delgado, who accepted a televised proposal from "The Bachelor," or professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick, in 2004, was arrested in Del Rio early Sunday after refusing to leave a local bar. She was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting arrest and released about an hour later.
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Before they were famous, Hugh Hefner's new twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 19, were arrested in 2007 after a bar fight. Double your pleasure, double your felony aggravated battery.
She really has that "girl next cell" quality, don't you think?
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Hey baby, why the long face?
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So sultry. She must've been booked for a crime of passion.
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We know this type. Crazy and crazy in bed. You want to break up with her, but you're afraid of her reaction. We don't blame you.
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If you want to impress the jury it helps to button up your housecoat.
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Is it us, or does she look like Eva Longoria's naughty little sister? Score!
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Hello, kitty! Bringing cute back to the booking room.
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A former child beauty pageant star, Karen still loved having her picture made, regardless of where it was.
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Learn the Guitar Well Enough to Get LaidIt's not that hard. (College Humor)
Girls Can Be Players TooBe safe. (I-Am-Bored)
(Sexy) Ice Cream Fight!In slow motion! This video has everything! (Gorilla Mask)
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Tuesday 14 April
By Debbie
I like when people can make fun of themselves. She has issues but don't we all. I thought that was really cute.
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Tuesday 14 April
By Lauren
Total props to Lindsey, I think this might change people's opinions of her. it's great that she can make fun of herself while acknowledging all of her past mistakes; she seems really genuine in the effort, and that took a lot of guts.
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Tuesday 14 April
By dude
I wouldnt mind hanging out with you.e-mail me @doubleodude@aol.com p.s. I dont bang out for no one.
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Tuesday 14 April
By justin norman
lohan, let's chill....jmnorman12@yahoo.com
Tuesday 14 April
By Manda Moo
Not a huge fan of Ms. Lohan, but more power to her! That's great that she can laugh at herself! Now, hopefully, she can maybe work on the whole alcoholic/ menace to security guards/ constantly in trouble thing.
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Tuesday 14 April
By Shellyy
YEAH. it is nice to laugh at yurself. But its sad how she is. A confused Bi Freak. Shes a whore. & its kinda sad Lin. So laugh to your self yeah but try a little harder to be a good person. Not a stupid idiot
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Tuesday 14 April
By April
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO some more. There are no words, just LMAO. HA HA HA HA HA and LMAO OMG LMAO. Is this for real???? Did she really do this/ How did they get her straight with out a drink?
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Wednesday 15 April
By Scott
Hey Lindsay, Cum here and Party Down with me Gorgeous, keep you out of the Spotlight constantly, and have a Happy life, Promise ;)
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Tuesday 14 April
By anthony
HFS, that was too funny! Loved it!!
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Tuesday 14 April
By Annette
Lindsay Lohan needs to get help before she even
thinks about another relationship.Or she will
distory it all over & over again.Because the
person she is with is not her problem.Part is the
way she feels about her slef.One thing I see in
her is she needs to learn to love her slef as a
person & not for her looks also what others say
about her.Drugs & drinking only make everthing
worst on her & others who love her.
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Tuesday 14 April
By cheapcola
oh my God...seriously. First of all, please learn how to spell. Secondly, it was a joke! Props to Lilo for being able to make light of the situation and make fun of her own self. I think it's hilarious and I laughed my butt off. People who flip out about this need to get a life.
Tuesday 14 April
By Scott
She's always been a one of a kind hottie,this just makes her that much HOTTER !Thanks
Tuesday 14 April
By Irvy Zaga
Lindsay Lohan is amazing... She made fun of her self.. and EVEN WITH THAT.. this girl is LHFAO straight to the bank.
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Tuesday 14 April
By noonrock
Wanted: Companion, either sex but male a plus, to share life with a slightly used, somewhat female with gender ID problems, rug burns on buns but otherwise 98% original. Must enjoy mud wrestling, leap frog, and watching TV.
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Tuesday 14 April
By CJ
That was classic self humor at its best. Lindsey might need alot of help but atleast she uses the negativity to its advantage. I feel deep sorrow for her lack of solid guidance in life. I wish her the best in recovering.
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Tuesday 14 April
By becky
that was beyond funny !! I WITH YOU girl !! lol .. GO AHEAD !!
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Tuesday 14 April
By Gazderpha
Like most child actors, Lindsay Lohan has had a difficult time growing up. She is in the same comapny as Tatum O'Neal, Drew Barrymore, Danny Bonaduce, just to name a few. She is an extremly talanted young woman and I wish her the best in life.
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Tuesday 14 April
By Lenomade
That was good. LOL So good. LOL.
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Tuesday 14 April
By Victoria
I LOVE her! She is awesome and even though she's been through a lot of crap in the last several months she still gets over it with a laugh!
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Tuesday 14 April
By Memmie
She's a train wreck - but that was funny
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