Apr 14th 2009 By Asylum Staff

Lindsay Lohan Is Back on the Market, eHarmony-Style

All you guys out there who dig party girls should probably sign up for an eHarmony account ASAP. Lindsay Lohan is looking to meet the right guy or gal for long walks on the beach and long drives to the parole office. [via Funny or Die]

If you like bad girls, check out some of the beautiful booked women in the gallery below.

Hottie Mugshots

This photo provided by Val Verde, Texas, County Sheriff's Office shows one-time NFL cheerleader and reality TV bride-to-be Mary Delgado who is out of jail after being arrested in a Del Rio, Texas, bar, Sunday, Nov 16, 2008. Delgado, who accepted a televised proposal from "The Bachelor," or professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick, in 2004, was arrested in Del Rio early Sunday after refusing to leave a local bar. She was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting arrest and released about an hour later.

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Before they were famous, Hugh Hefner's new twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 19, were arrested in 2007 after a bar fight. Double your pleasure, double your felony aggravated battery.

She really has that "girl next cell" quality, don't you think?

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Hey baby, why the long face?

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So sultry. She must've been booked for a crime of passion.

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We know this type. Crazy and crazy in bed. You want to break up with her, but you're afraid of her reaction. We don't blame you.

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If you want to impress the jury it helps to button up your housecoat.

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Is it us, or does she look like Eva Longoria's naughty little sister? Score!

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Hello, kitty! Bringing cute back to the booking room.

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A former child beauty pageant star, Karen still loved having her picture made, regardless of where it was.

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Learn the Guitar Well Enough to Get Laid
It's not that hard. (College Humor)

Girls Can Be Players Too
Be safe. (I-Am-Bored)

(Sexy) Ice Cream Fight!
In slow motion! This video has everything! (Gorilla Mask)

Tags: eharmony - funny or die - FunnyOrDie - lindsay lohan - LindsayLohan

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Wednesday 15 April

By joe

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this chick should just go up to Vermont and marry her girl friend and live happily ever after and hope we never hear from her again! She is trash from the word go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday 15 April

By joe

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thats right AOL keep screaning the emails so you make sure everything is positive about this twit!
Not a good site to to post anything!

Wednesday 15 April

By Bob

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She was GREAT in that "ad"! It takes more guts to do something like that than most people will ever have. Now, if all the tabloids could give this girl a break, she has plenty of time to right her ship.

Wednesday 15 April

By Christi

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Liked the video, but what the heck was up with that part in her hair??? That's all I kept looking at, it was way too distracting.

Wednesday 15 April

By mario mancini

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wow! BRAVO! SHE IS AMAZING, SHE IS LIKE EVERY NORMAL GIRL IN THIS COUNTRY! SHE JUST GETS IT IN THE FRONT PAGE OF ALL THE NEWSPAPERS! LINDSEY, ILL TAKE U OUT , IM A HOT ITALIAN GUY 26 5-10 200LBS OF MUSCLE, WHO STRIPS DANCES, DOES PORN AND HAS A HUGE UM, ITALIAN SAUSAGE! IM SURE WE CAN HAVE A LOT OF FUN! IN AND OUT OF THE SACK!!

Wednesday 15 April

By Jeff

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Hey....leave Lindsay alone dammit

Wednesday 15 April

By richlisola

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Worth a chuckle, at least one. Being from Long Island I have a bit of an interest in the enigmatic Ms. Lohan and seeing this video gives a lot to think about. Is she crazy, is she not? Is it hilarious depreciation or bad taste? I don't know...but the uncertainty of Lindsey Lohan makes all possible.

Wednesday 15 April

By Traci

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Amazing... LOL

Wednesday 15 April

By JJ

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*shrugs* I wouldn't mind a chat. I'm not a fan, but I think that would be better for a normal conversation instead of rabid inquiries about her career.

On a personality scale though. I doubt I'd date her. I don't know her, but I'd feel akward being with someone in the limelight. I'm a very private person and I enjoy my personal space.

I hope she finds someone that makes her happy. Everyone deserves to feel loved, no matter who they are.

Wednesday 15 April

By Matt

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GO LILO THAT WAS FUNNY, I HOPE YOU CAN RECOVER FROM THE LAST COUPLE MONTHS AND MOVE ON, YOU DESERVE BETTER..THAT WAS COMEDY MADE MY NIGHT.

Wednesday 15 April

By christine

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that was awesome
it wonderful that she can laugh off
her past mistakes and help pave a new
road for her future career

viva la lohan ;)

Wednesday 15 April

By Adam

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I like what she said she is honest. I wish more people would be honest when they are searching for love. I would date Lindsey cause she has shown me there is more to her then meets the eye.