Yesterday the impossible happened: A Los Angeles-area jury actually found a celebrity guilty of a heinous crime he had clearly committed.

While Phil Spector showed no emotion as the verdict of second-degree murder was read, his mug shot shows a man who is either coming to terms with spending the rest of his life in a confined space or who has recently swallowed about 20 mg of Xanax. (Or both.) As you can also see, Spector's ever-evolving hairstyle has evolved again.

After the jump, a retrospective of the questionable hair decisions that could go a long way toward getting the legendary producer off on some sort of insanity appeal.

Spector also sported a brunette, on-the-shoulder look in 2000. Perhaps he has returned to it because it recalls a more innocent time -- a time before he murdered a restaurant hostess for no good reason.



Spector's infamous "Wall of Hair" during his 2004 grand jury hearing. The only possible explanation is Spector didn't think a grand jury would indict a man who reminded them of their kooky aunt from Boca Raton.



Blame it on an acid flashback all you want, but the sheer shock of this bleach-blonde Prince Valiant 'do may have netted Spector a hung jury in his first trial.



Tell us! Which style should Spector sport in prison?